Michaela Ulrich

[Michaela Ulrich @michaela_weetau]

I lost my toaster

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

make them go on Hot Ones

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Grimace has been humanely euthanized

[Reveille X @reveille]

I’d like for y’all to meet Katie and Prince! It was so good to visit my home in Kansas and see my family again!! 🥰🐾

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Nobody:

Midwesterners:

[sami @scarletxmars]

this

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

"do you remember?"

me:

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

the world after you have a fun little drink

[Michaela Ulrich @michaela_weetau]

Daydreaming of quicktrip taquitos

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me picking myself back up bc I’m all I’ve got

[hamdi @xamdl4]

Idgaf i’m not trying to see the hat man

[Reveille X @reveille]

Y’all! Look how big this chew toy is!!

[✧ @n61474x]

Not sure how 2 explain but new years makes me the same type of sad as my birthday

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

I trained at Waffle House.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

In 2024…The SAUSAGE PARTY continues!!!!!!!!!

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

A tortoise opens the new science lab at the University of Lincoln.

[🥀 @nottodayyoubum]

RIP TO A LEGEND OK. WE STAN LESLIE JORDAN FOREVER

[⟡ @cosypixie]

literally me