miki

spaghetti enthusiast

[miki @michaelaagm]

in elementary/middle school I was like rly good at the flute and my music teacher was PISSED when I quit but I’m losing my shit at the alternative timeline of me sticking with the flute instead of art for almost 20 years and taking it very seriously

[miki @michaelaagm]

If ur not a morning person grow tf up

[miki @michaelaagm]

I just got around to RHOSLC and these ladies are so impressive

[miki @michaelaagm]

Dorit has to be one of the funniest people alive

[miki @michaelaagm]

This is an insane tweet

[Hon. Vickie Paladino @VickieforNYC]

Awesome news. Keep up the good work Israel.

And feel free to keep those ‘New Yorkers’, we don’t need them back anytime soon.

[miki @michaelaagm]

Idk why ppl think beardies are easy pets like both of my ladies black beard and throw tantrums when they don’t have anime on when I’m working

[miki @michaelaagm]

Went off of adderall and suddenly I can do my dishes without my 60 mg daily dose

[z @z4pych4n]

nothing can hurt me because I am Retarded

[miki @michaelaagm]

Men who’s personality is just traveling will never be not be boring to me bc why are u so proud to be a passport bro

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

All these boys in New York running around thinking they dressed like JFK, Jr when they REALLY dressed like Martha Stewart in 1993

[miki @michaelaagm]

idk why we are not focusing on the hard stuff in politics like legally banning leaf blowers

[miki @michaelaagm]

wanna take shrooms n go to the water park

[siraire @angelsfloat]

psychosis is more fun than sex

[miki @michaelaagm]

men trying to make me jealous just gives me the ick like boy bye

[miki @michaelaagm]

Trying to have a good morning but the trial of seven keeps playing in my head

[miki @michaelaagm]

manifesting a quick 30 grand to make all my problems go away

[autopsy ☣︎ @FAGGOTERICA]

sorry for age regressing and smoking weed. i wasn't loved enough as a child

[miki @michaelaagm]

I love when I get escorted by security out of hotel bars
like I am a small girl what harm am I even doing except for being a lil too tipsy and accidentally yelling

[miki @michaelaagm]

Pieces moon here and idk my car broke down on the highway in another state today and I’m now stuck at a mechanics tbd

[꩜ @fraudfemme]

friday the 13th on a retrograde the day before valentine — big day to be a pisces.