Michael Cook

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@mojoatelier @TheLastSquatch And they're laughing all the way to the bank. It all needs to burn.

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@YourAnonNews @primetateHQ I hope it's the poison that makes their dicks explode!

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@HorrorGorl My "if I won the lottery" dream is to have a cat rescue farm

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@zebular0 @TVRN20 It kind of floors me that they haven't released anything from those two IPS on the switch too. It's super frustrating. I bought the switch to looking forward to some quality Mario or Zelda time. The Mario kart and donkey Kong games are okay, but they don't quite scratch the itch

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@donkoclock The pedo pompadour

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@jimmypop Serious!

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@jessmargera The dumb fucker managed to slam his own dick in the door. I hope the judge tells him to hang on a fat one.

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@Northwest_Witch Best. Shirt. Ever.

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@forallcurious This seems like a horrible idea to me.

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@FrankIppolito That helmet is badass! I like the mystery the movie built around that character.

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@RoKhanna Not going to lie, those parts got me a little misty eyed. Fantastic movie, all around.

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@JamesTate121 And the ad is shitty ai slop...

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@TheWarMonitor The fuck he won't. Shit, I'll run against him this time 😁

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@NASAUniverse Very Welcome to Nightvale inspired!

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@catsareblessing Current sitch

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@hllywdhsslhff @LucasSa56947288 That nussy looks infected.

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@Northwest_Witch A very good friend of mine did that a few years ago (except he has a cat). He bought an old van, refurbished the interior, and is now nomadic. I've never seen the dude happier in 25 years.

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@laimee76 I agree. If I smell A cigarette outdoors, I realize I could fall right off the not smoking wagon in a heartbeat because they smell like heaven to this day. However, if somebody talks to me after they smoke one, it smells atrocious.

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@Sherylynn_R2 @FinalDude78 I swear, Mr Wuffles keeps one in the chamber for when he hears me scooping!

[Michael Cook @michaelacook]

@dietxcokewhore He's getting so big!