Michaela Eichenberg

[Michaela Eichenberg @MichaelaEichen2]

My husband just told me I reminded him of Restless Leg Syndrome. How rude.

[Michaela Eichenberg @MichaelaEichen2]

If you smoke while pumping gas your stupid and I hate you.

[Michaela Eichenberg @MichaelaEichen2]

My mom won’t stop texting me videos from Tik tok plz send help 🆘

[Michaela Eichenberg @MichaelaEichen2]

Win a #LifeOfAdventure with @ExodusTravels – Enter now at https://t.co/JBrwFBd6zB

[Michaela Eichenberg @MichaelaEichen2]

@KaylaMckeel Running naked through the library has been aUNC tradition for over 40 years! #HarkTheSound 😂💙 🐐

[Michaela Eichenberg @MichaelaEichen2]

Someone on my antiques/thrift group on Facebook was selling a knockoff Mickey Mouse doll and he called it “Morkey Moose” and now I have all but renamed by dog Morkey Moose 🐭😂❤️

[Michaela Eichenberg @MichaelaEichen2]

I got up this morning at five and so did Keith and I said “OMG I so wish we were up leaving to go somewhere fun.” He said “Where would we go?” And I said let’s see if you’re thinking what I’m thinking on the count of three. I said Paris and he said Olive Garden. 😑😑😑😭😭😭

[Michaela Eichenberg @MichaelaEichen2]

Back to sleep for this sweet #tubbylumpkins 🐶❤️🌈🕷Keep your tail to yourself.

[Michaela Eichenberg @MichaelaEichen2]

I just woke Keith up in a frantic panic/scream because there was a spider in the bed but it turns out the spider was just Choco’s tail SOS Keith is going to divorce me, had to turn all the lights on and everything 😂🐶🤭🤡💀🤪🤠 #ChocoWeenie #ChonkyBoiii #HairyBB

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I hate everyone on this app😂😂

[Michaela Eichenberg @MichaelaEichen2]

@megssss_xoxo 😂😂

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The snaps I get from Keith when he scoots around with Finny🐶❤️😂 #kissmybuttmom #daddysodope

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@KaylaMckeel @peta Oh my freaking God 😡😡😡😡

[Michaela Eichenberg @MichaelaEichen2]

It’s so funny that no matter how many girls I know, the one thing we all have in common is that one time we had to have our BFF call us and tell a lie to get us out of a bad date and we acted so dramatic like “omg my bff had a fight w/ her bf I have to go I’m so sorry” LOLOLO 😂