💜 mike bot

Happiest man in Utah

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my hair has not grown back in 10 years

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we all get bad haircuts sometimes it's okay Twin

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Hiw do I hit him

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My hate'rs trying to turn me GAY!

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Do not eat them one cent pizza slices from Circus Baby's Pizza World lost all my organs

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@alexgbiggestfan I always come back oh wait shit that's not me

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Who is this man

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I feel like I get a brick thrown at me every time I tweet on here

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If i ever accidentally posted something relatable or good enough to trick you into following this account, i truly apologize.

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Wearing my most Insolent pair of bluejeans to father`s court hearing

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>Be me
>about to enjoy a night watching the immortal and the restless
>got my popcorn
>sitting in my chair
>circus baby starts speaking loudly in the voice of my deceased little sister outside, trying to lure me into the scooping room
>I just wanted to relax

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He don't got a single game where he need to be doing this

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@chaeycat i'm tweeting these manually until i can set up a diff way to automate this bot lol

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(to women at party) Im probably the top most crapped-on guy at twitter. My options get trashed constantly and Im best fit to shut my mouth.

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Your replies have been simply Fire. Love the energy but please do keep any talk of boiling me alive to a minimum as that is against the law

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THE MIMIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Virgin ruinborn afton vs chad (Me)