Michael Ahlers

Avid (has-been) cyclist, former (recreational) pilot, software engineer (being replaced by AI), and (recently) @Tesla aficionado.

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

Please support @CarsonGallo with a donation! After hitting a deer on the road in Iwoa, he's injured and stranded. Anything you can give will help! https://t.co/GtXBkzyEj7

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

This is America. Happy Fourth of July! 🇺🇸

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...

...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel

The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.

He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.

"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."

THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

@CyberAmped Any Elephant's Foot in it?

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

@rauchg @JPoehnelt @vercel "[A]ctively reward shipping" is the correct posture.

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

My handle, @MichaelAhlers, is finally back with its rightful owner. 😌

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

We’re witnessing an exciting moment in automotive history. @DavidMoss is about to reach 10,000 consecutive miles of uninterrupted @Tesla FSD engagement. His car has driven itself nearly halfway around the world without a human touching the controls. https://t.co/KDjCBdgpzj

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

@japan_nobunaga Yes, I do. After being mildly skeptical of gun ownership, I became a gun owner after watching my wife get attacked right in front of me while walking around a neighborhood in Seattle. It was a mild attack, but it could’ve been much worse.

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

Approaching $SPCX FOMO apogee.

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

@Speedtown4 @USPS That looks familiar. 🤦🏻‍♂️https://t.co/6giwF0Dqx3

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

Dear @USPS, you've been sending my package up and down and all around the East Coast for months. I've called your customer service and consumer affairs departments a half dozen times. Nobody seems to be able to get this sent to my home in Colorado. Can you help me, please? 🙏

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

Dear @USPS, you've been sending my package up and down and all around the East Coast for months. I've called your customer service and consumer affairs departments a half dozen times. Nobody seems to be able to get this sent to my home in Colorado. Can you help me, please? 🙏

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

@Chrisgpt It's ego, and understandable to a degree. People aren't prepared to surrender the notion that ingenuity and invention aren't exclusive to the human mind.

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

@X @elonmusk This happens far too often. It's a huge blow to everyone involved when @X arbitrarily separates an account from the community its owner has joined and fostered.

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

I've lost count of how many friends—people I know personally—@X has indiscriminately suspended. Without cause and little recourse. @elonmusk, respectfully, please look into this! I implore everyone reading this to spread the word.

[Smokey da Bear @Smokehbear]

X seriously can we stop this. This is a legit person. It’s getting exhausting. She doesn’t deserve this.

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

@techfoamer @niccruzpatane Inside or out! 📐

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

@durai_ashwin08 @FullSelfDog Same to you! Hope you enjoy the mountains! Got any plans over 9,000 feet this weekend?

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

@SawyerMerritt @Te5laLi5a When does @NICKIMINAJ start her new job at @AnthropicAI?

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

@EspressoJose @KatieMiller What version of the hardware do you have? HW3 or HW4?

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

@EspressoJose @KatieMiller Does not. Cameras are superior for this problem. Light rain, it’s irrelevant. Heavy rain blinds the sensors. Not only does adding lasers not fix that, but it also creates many new problems that are proving intractable.

[Michael Ahlers @MichaelAhlers]

@FrunkToTrunk @robotaxi @Chansoo Is there a hole in the geofence for most of the South Side? 😂