michaela.

jesus in the front, satan in the back

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
https://t.co/W9qMQw7KfL

[michaela. @michaelaleloup]

NNMF x Dirtybird x Soundboks Giveaway!: https://t.co/NPo6qEk9LS

[michaela. @michaelaleloup]

NNMF 2025 Glamping Giveaway: https://t.co/Du1HvlZq61

[bug girl @buggirl]

say it with me everyone……. DADS WHO LOVE THEIR DAUGHTERS DO NOT VOTE FOR RAPISTS WHO WANT TO STRIP THEM OF THEIR HUMAN RIGHTS

[stephen @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[holly parkinson 🏴‍☠️ @ParkinsonHB]

#USAElections2024

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[re: emma @evemmore]

when all my friends hang out

[witch bitch ✨ @BedazledBarbie]

where is my bra

[˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ @bendergirlfrend]

When your card declines at therapy so they bring out the guy you technically didn’t date

[ttyd @atousl]

There’s always a white guy at the bonfire who really fucks with keeping the fire going and I respect that

[michaela. @michaelaleloup]

Any guy on the roster that doesn’t respond to my Super Bowl gossip by half time is literally CUT OFF forever. I’m not even kidding.

[michaela. @michaelaleloup]

My favorite thing about Super Bowl Sunday is the fact that the booking logs are POPPIN’.

[michaela. @michaelaleloup]

My kid has her valentines separated by “hot boys, cute boys, fake friends, real friends & best friends”.

[witch bitch ✨ @BedazledBarbie]

if anyone finds a lemon cheesecake bar on the ground, it’s mine.

[michaela. @michaelaleloup]

@BedazledBarbie She’s not lying

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

Temu feels like raccoons selling things they found and they don’t really understand what they’re called or how much they should cost

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Therapy is not enough I need to uppercut my father