mich

everybody acting like they knew ya

[mich @michaelamcm]

*tells Cam not to spill his ice cream*
*spills my own ice cream all over myself*

[Big Top Billy @bigcarbilly]

I love how the trans community is now using "looks like a trans person" as an insult now.

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

I knew that covid shit was fake

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Can somebody please shake Tom Brady and tell him to get as far away from Michael Rubin as possible and stop lamifying his entire legacy.

[Sean Fitzgerald (Actual Justice Warrior) @IamSean90]

Remember how they said this was all fake?

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

I sincerely apologize that it’s not morbidly obese black trans women twerking or whatever bullshit Kamala would’ve done.

[ariana ♫❤️‍🔥 @tscrazier]

normal people have their faves show up on jimmy fallon and call it day but we get the zodiac killer

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

I love when she remembers that she’s actually insane

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Before calling it a night, I just wanted to quickly remind everyone that John Legend's wife was caught a few years ago sending private messages to a 16-year-old girl urging her to commit suicide and now People magazine wants to share with you her ups and downs of being 40:

[Whale Psychiatrist ™️ @k_ovfefe2]

Someone tried to kill the President of the United States 5 days ago and everyone has already stopped talking about it because we've grown so numb to the violence of the radical left

[Michael Orthodox ☦ @Michaeldudufudu]

"Tax the rich" and has her own personal umbrella holder

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Jimmy Kimmel crying about ICE in Minnesota.

vs

Jimmy Kimmel making jokes about Melania becoming a widow.

Sick.

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

For the record: calling someone an “expectant widow” after someone has tried to kill her husband multiple times isn’t fucking comedy.

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

All you hear about is right wing violence, and all you actually see is left wing violence.

[best of bizzle @thebestofbizzle]

how life feels ever since justin bieber remembered who he is

[alyssa @alyssamariiee11]

Idk who needs to hear this but when you move to a different country, YOU assimilate to THEIR culture. Not the other way around.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The type of chokehoId Justin Bieber had on teenage girls in his prime was a crazy time to witness

[D ‧₊˚ ღ ✩‧₊˚ @daisiesrauhls]

Me on the family computer in 2010 typing “Justin Bieber shirtless” into the search bar

[Jeremy Hecht @Jeremy_Hecht]

Bieber sang for an hour and a half no backing vocals sounding amazing. If you’re mad that he played YouTube videos for 20 minutes that made him famous while showing the difference in his vocal tone over 20 years then you weren’t a fan anyways

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

HE’S FUNNY AS FUCK BRO

[gab @lovesudifferent]

biggest star in the world sat his ass on stage and made his headlining show a personable, interactive hang out where he reminisced on his entire career sorry that’s special! like youtube started his career. it’s for ME!!!!