men are dogs

not the real michaela okland | governor of nothing | it’s my void, i’ll shout what i want 💙💜🩷

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@jamielh0 @budihurdd i made both of them in tomodachi life and they are best friends😌

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my love language is physical touch and i am being starved

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just took an adderall and yet i want to take a nap

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i am constantly having my time wasted

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@crashcrowns wow i work in a neuro ICU and this is SO good!!

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i am a true artist

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i feel very bad and very kms about everything

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i am ugly and stupid and no one wants to kiss me. this may be fatal

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why must i feel very bad all the time. there is a common denominator but i’m choosing to ignore that

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i really respect the no bullshit approach of the costco car wash. no fun lights or mascot, just cheap and good

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and if i clocked the model of ruffwear leash used by the tgirl couple?? what then

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NO you can’t come over right now?? i have a preexisting date with FRIED CHICKEN

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GOD i never learn my lesson

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buying another vape. i can only fight one battle at a time

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i am no one’s favorite person. today i learned i am not even liked that much

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@gayvalentines can you explain. i would like to know more

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i thought she was judging me vaping on the bar patio. turns out she wanted to flirt with me actually. everybody likes that i’m tall this is so fun for me

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my left eyebrow twitches uncontrollably after i’ve been drinking. no other time. #watdatmean

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@percalivia

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a man drove me home. i tried to kiss him on the cheek before i went inside but he kissed me on the mouth instead. #watdatmean