michael.

something neat.

[michael. @michaelartiola]

@wizkhalifa I think a collab with @Nickelback would be pretty cool

[michael. @michaelartiola]

I felt kind of dumb that it took me 5 years to realize I have SiruisXM in my car, but now I feel so classy I don't even care #PremiumRadio

[michael. @michaelartiola]

@abigail15987 It's because everyone remembers the "baked bean incident" that occurred last time you were invited

[michael. @michaelartiola]

@TheAcademy in 2002, why was Rob Schneider snubbed from a Best Actor nomination for his performance in The Hot Chick?

[michael. @michaelartiola]

Ordering a Pub sub may cost you 20 minutes of your life but it's always worth it

[michael. @michaelartiola]

April 12, 2017,
The day in which the war between me and @Walmart begins.

[michael. @michaelartiola]

Lilo & Stitch, hands down has the greatest soundtrack of all time.

[michael. @michaelartiola]

In the land of seeds and nuts the pistachio is king.

[michael. @michaelartiola]

.... and honestly I'm one of those people. 6 TOTAL LANES AND A SEPARATE PEDESTRIAN LANE!!! IT'S GOING TO BE LIT FAM!!!

[michael. @michaelartiola]

You never fully realize how boring Gulf Breeze is until you see how excited people get over a new bridge being built

[michael. @michaelartiola]

I want to live in a world where avocados stay good for more than 2 days

[michael. @michaelartiola]

Man the Grammys are bringing out the feels. Prince was the GOAT

[michael. @michaelartiola]

Only 364 more days till the Packers win Super Bowl LII!!!

[michael. @michaelartiola]

I feel like teachers nationwide got together and said "lets just hit the ground running this semester."

[michael. @michaelartiola]

Hey @POTUS, since your term is almost over, do you think I can have your twitter handle when you're done at the White House? Lmk.

[michael. @michaelartiola]

I will never hate a fictional being more than I hate Bellatrix Lestrange.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

If you thought 2016 was bad - I'm releasing an album in 2017.

[michael. @michaelartiola]

We finally got rid of my sisters annoying, little terror of a dog! I'm so happy I could cry :')

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

It's CHRISTMAS ON THE STREET with Will Ferrell! A holiday throwback from Billy on the Street!

[michael. @michaelartiola]

Hangout Fest is going to be sooooooo sick this year!!!!!