michaela sasner

disgraced male comedian laying low for a while || she/her

[michaela sasner @michaelasasner]

Can't believe this. ABC said I was too "quirky and Jewish" to be the next bachelorette.

[michaela sasner @michaelasasner]

@arielfromhelI logged on to twitter specifically to see if someone had said this, should've known it would be you xoxo

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Tom and Greg being asked by Mattson whether France is going to make it

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@iris_hyon thinking about Ayo on Las Culturistas saying that the tv show MONK was the culture that made her say culture was for her

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@alexwolfffan23 i love that spider. i saw it on the wall before the party started and decided to just let him hang out with everyone

[michaela sasner @michaelasasner]

@alexwolfffan23 best post ever

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she let me hit because the newfangled ideas i brought to her shtetl from my university in kiev were intriguing to her

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@alexwolfffan23 it’s true. this happened

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i had more than a foot out the door on this app the last couple months but the other night i had a dream where i yelled at elon musk and now i’m not afraid anymore

[michaela sasner @michaelasasner]

what are those onerepublic boys always so damn happy about😐

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i’m serious, by now it’s been a solid decade of “smiling through it all, can’t believe this is my life” vibes. they did “apologize” and the song from that Jake gyllenhaal Anne Hathaway movie in 2009 then wiped their hands & said “that’s enough of THAT. time for some fun!”

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@alexwolfffan23 my fav batch and brine enjoyer

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@oil4488 she’s just so human. she’s just like you and me

[michaela sasner @michaelasasner]

according to my dad i've been "talking about rory gilmore like she's a real person that i know"

[michaela sasner @michaelasasner]

brainstorming some ice breakers

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When is James Marsden gonna play Cinderella’s Prince this is such a no brainer

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dj got me moving like one of them kids from the peanuts

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@AliyahJacobs1 @Bianca78475638 of course they did!

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@AlexDaspit INSPIRING

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@pabplanalp i can’t, i’ll lose my brand deal😣

[michaela sasner @michaelasasner]

paying for parking can actually be really fun if you have the right attitude about it