MJ

You had it set to M for miniature...when you should have had it set to W for WOMBO

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

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[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

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[MJ @michaelasasso]

@chanajoffewalt where did you go to school? Listening to nice white parents and curious.

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

Ariana Grande is like if you found the bitchiest girls in every high school in the world and you morphed them into one person

[MJ @michaelasasso]

@ElGreco117 It might keep you from getting pregnant which might ease your mind

[MJ @michaelasasso]

Reply tweet: anyone like streetlight manifesto and want to go with me Friday if I have free tickets #realfansonly

[Dimitri 6000 @ElGreco117]

Turkey is easily the worst meat - straight booty

[MJ @michaelasasso]

@aroche9 @GameOfThrones Chills

[MJ @michaelasasso]

Honestly, not that fuckin grateful for my ex

[MJ @michaelasasso]

@aroche9 I wanna get in a fight so I can sing the lyric

[MJ @michaelasasso]

RT if hot chocolate turns u on

[MJ @michaelasasso]

@aroche9 Hoping Tom Brady somf

[MJ @michaelasasso]

Get yoself a bestie who books a weekend trip with you in a quick exchange of 10 text messages lmao @aroche9

[MJ @michaelasasso]

It’s always the craziest girls talking about how other girls are “so crazy”

[MJ @michaelasasso]

Side bar: if you’re not flossing you’re missing 1/3 of the surface area of your teeth

[MJ @michaelasasso]

I am so attracted to good oral hygiene. Like when I found out my bf flossed I knew he was wifey.

[MJ @michaelasasso]

@aroche9 Just give it all to me duh

[MJ @michaelasasso]

@aroche9 @WaltersAlanah @shelll_shocked Hahahahahhahaha

[Lans @WaltersAlanah]

At what age do we stop commenting “fit asf” and “I would👀” on your friends pictures and start commenting “lovely picture Karen. Glad to see you’re looking well”