michaelaspbury

expert on bird law

[michaelaspbury @michaelaspbury]

@nick_colletti Nice set tonight, good job nick. @nick_colletti @jdmcgold

[Harmful Logic 👉(｡•̀ᴗ-)👉 @Harmful_Logic]

This is so sad

[sorbet listener 🔻 @moisturizeds]

I CANNYNTJEJEJWH

[Robinson Cano @RobinsonCano]

HOF!!! Congrats my brother. One of the greatest to ever do it. Enjoyed every moment on and off the field. #Re2pect

[michaelaspbury @michaelaspbury]

Fuck yeah my jeter cards just shot up.

[michaelaspbury @michaelaspbury]

@ericsmealvevo Sorry

[michaelaspbury @michaelaspbury]

@RealAlexRubi @benshapiro This is totally not sarcasm...

[michaelaspbury @michaelaspbury]

@RealAlexRubi @benshapiro He’s the smart guy Ben Shapiro, he can totally wrap his head around the basics of the English language. He’s totally not an idiot.

[michaelaspbury @michaelaspbury]

@adda_boi I change my answer to the latter, please don’t hurt me horse girls.

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Deal. Hey @MikeTrout you want in on this? I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I like your hair. These are all the things we can talk about and more. See you in 2020!

[gandhi @BIGBABYGANDHI]

@earlxsweat nah you one of us lol

[michaelaspbury @michaelaspbury]

@AlanDersh Nice try bud.

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

it's that SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION TIME GOODMORNING I HAVE AN ALBUM COMING OUT IN 9 DAYS U CAN PREORDER THAT AT https://t.co/idWfYY4DvX be safe today and i need all fellas to work on developing a sense of shame

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

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[michaelaspbury @michaelaspbury]

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[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Happens to the best of us https://t.co/WJYL6io45W