mike

28. 🌈. Puerto Rican. Taurus. Also in love w/ @arianagrande.

[Eugene 🌙 𓅃𓋹 @De_La_SoulFood]

Omg 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 He didn’t have to do that baby like that 😫😫

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Imagine paying to have health insurance, then having to pay again to use it, then needing to pay again for what it doesn’t pay for.

[NYTimes Communications @NYTimesPR]

We sought comment from you before publication. You didn't respond. A tweet almost 24 hours later is not a comment answering our questions.

[Alexis Ohanian 🗽 @alexisohanian]

21 years ago I named "Reddit" and everyone said it was a horrible name, but I insisted one day people would say "I read it on reddit" and used my CEO-privilege to overrule everyone + kept the name. Now the company twitter account (unbeknownst to them) is making the joke. Heh.

[Megami thee Stallion™️ @MegamiNYC]

God its fat 😩 Michigan don’t fuck this up!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

6 years ago today, Ariana Grande released ‘positions.’

[🗡️ @MyWifiLit]

Fuck a blue wave I need a blue TSUNAMI on Nov 3rd

[AMANi 🦄 @Amani_Art]

The rise of Chinese tech reviewers is gonna send the likes of MKBH packing soon.

The production value of their videos can’t be matched by any American YouTuber.

[Frantz @LSN_Frantz]

I never knew what this meme was from but this makes it 1000000000x greater lmfao

[Sarbjit Kaur @sarbjitkaur1]

Someone alert me when she gets arrested. It's gonna be so satisfying.

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

First they refused *Gulf of America*. Then they refused *Lake of America*. And now, MapQuest has a new feature on mobile that shows us Flock camera locations!

Did not expect MapQuest to become my new fav underdog hero of the year.😂

Time Magazine: if you're listening....

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

James Talarico to Ken Paxton: I have accepted 4 local TV debates, but we haven't heard from you. If Fox news is where you'll be most comfortable, I'll be there.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Matthew @McConaughey is now urging Independent voters in Texas to waste their votes on Independent candidates. What a goddamn asshole

[kali666 🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇨🇳 🇵🇭 @kunaiposting]

this is literally a simpsons bit

[realayesha⋆˚꩜｡ @notrealayesha]

the reason transphobes and racists are in tears.

[Arlene @ABCDAP]

DO NOT LEAVE THE VOTING BOOTH UNTIL YOU ARE SURE THE MACHINE REGISTERED YOUR 'DEMOCRAT' VOTE. Many people are reporting they voted DEMOCRAT and it clicked back to REPUBLICAN. A voter says it took 4 times before it stayed on DEMOCRAT. The fix is in! https://t.co/CWydzUFAMD

[Matt Dearing 🇺🇸 @dearmattdearing]

She got his ass and he knows he’s caught

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

They are going to cheat.

We have to win by a lot to actually win.

[‏ً @justjargons]

I still cannot believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.