Banna🗿🍌😶‍🌫️

all you need is big doinks, sunsets, and thunderstorms. don’t beat around the bush, get in it.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Hold the fuck on, hold the motherfucking fuck on a second… are people actually out there talking about a Trump win being “inevitable”?
You’re talking about the twice impeached, quadruply indicted, 34-times convicted, adjudicated rapist, business fraud who kept our national security secrets in his f’ng bathroom and wanted to see his VP hanged for not breaking democracy?
The sociopath who golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day and asked about injecting bleach is some kind of fucking “given”?
The “dictator on day one” who said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and would inherit a Supreme Court that would actually let him? That guy’s winning is already written?
Really?
The child-separating racist who is promising detention camps and mass deportations?
The Putin puppet who’ll abandon NATO?
We’re just gonna surrender to that fucking guy and all the accompanying awful that comes with him?
Now? In JULY?!?
Because he’s got a pantyliner on his ear thanks to a twisted fuck who got his hands on a weapon we’ve all been trying to ban??

Are you fucking high?

[Banna🗿🍌😶‍🌫️ @Michaelbanna35]

Someone never found love 😵‍💫

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

If you’re not having a good Monday always remember this…

At least you’re not Travis, up on a stage, dancing around like a trained monkey in front of a crowd of 12 year old Swiftys!!😆😂😭🤣👇🏻

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Banna🗿🍌😶‍🌫️ @Michaelbanna35]

If you do anything in this life go get yourself a snail. They are magical AF

[Banna🗿🍌😶‍🌫️ @Michaelbanna35]

Dudes a joke

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

There are two possible futures of the universe

One, they kill me

Two, I emerge as one of the most respected and influential men on the planet galvanized by false persecution

I ask my enemies to make a choice

I will stay awake tonight prepared for mortal combat

Send your best

[Banna🗿🍌😶‍🌫️ @Michaelbanna35]

Why the fuck are hot dogs so good

[dizzy @rundizzy]

go chill in a parked car and dont leave until youve felt everything

[Banna🗿🍌😶‍🌫️ @Michaelbanna35]

The most powerful duo in the world is a 10 mg edible and a coffee.

[Andrex Herrer @andrexherrer]

“Let’s wake up early”

Also us:

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I don’t want to BeReal I want to BeReal High and eat some snacks like a little gremlin

[deeta. @deetaology]

2 hours of cooking just to eat in 10 minutes and now I've gotta wash everything

[trash jones @jzux]

i can’t stop laughing at this

[Banna🗿🍌😶‍🌫️ @Michaelbanna35]

Blessed @tiktok_us wasn’t big when I was in high school or middle school 🙏🏼

[Banna🗿🍌😶‍🌫️ @Michaelbanna35]

I love a nice weeping willow 🌱

[☔ @Whotfismick]

that's right

[James @CaucasianJames]

looking back it was an honor to live through the nike elite socks era

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When I’m tryna put her toes in my mouth but she’s ticklish

[Obi Satoru @KingObi]

Real tears.

[FINNEAS @finneas]

After climate change has fully ravaged the earth, whatever is left of the human race will ask how the generations before them let it happen and the answer, that the richest people on earth, couldn’t bear the thought of being a little less rich, will never ever ever make sense.

[Banna🗿🍌😶‍🌫️ @Michaelbanna35]

Goodnight sun ☀️