meeb

[Brody @NYGseason]

Legit all I want is Jaxson Dart to be healthy

[Carly @carlymersky]

Jaxson Dart season-ending injury
Brian Burns season-ending injury
Giants trade for “Nine”
Giants release OBJ

[SleeperGiants @SleeperGiants]

Career Interceptions in the NFC East:

Jalen Hurts — 48

J.J. McCarthy — 0

[Jason Pierre-Paul @UDWJPP]

@Giants what's up

[Victoria @VictoriaNickell]

you would’ve had a field day

[SleeperGiants @SleeperGiants]

If you showed me this video in 2022 I would be beyond confused. 🤣

[JPA @jasrifootball]

Jameis Winston just tackled Cam Skattebo ☠️

[SleeperGiants @SleeperGiants]

im crying

[Los 🍇 @LosPollosTV]

I’ve seen more women mad at Sydney Sweeney for posing half naked in an ad than at the lady who viciously murdered her 3 children… You really can’t make this shit up 🤣

[𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 🏆 @AbdulCarterMVP]

Twitter timeline scroll session after the Giants win

[Joseph @OmgItsTheVoice]

Odell is a Giant.

Saquon, Daniel Jones and Darius Slayton are not.

The sins of Dave Gettleman have finally been expunged.

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Odell Beckham Jr. said he had tears when he realized he was going to remain with the Giants, via @Schmeelk.

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Jayden Daniels (mom said no) won't play preseason Week 1, per @NickiJhabvala.

[¹⁰ @HoodiGarland]

I’m crying son 😭

[New York Mets @Mets]

Stopped at 4 out of respect for Jayden Daniels #LGM #MetsWin

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch football”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a giants fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?”

she looked confused

i kept going

“Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT”

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow the team”

she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Me, a soccer fan of two weeks, watching Team USA lose in the round of 16

[. @J0nesToChina]

The Europeans are worshiping MetLife Stadium

[evin @EvinKnowsBall]

Joe Schoen when it comes to getting rid of our best players