Michael Bazinet

[Michael Bazinet @MichaelBaz]

@fOx1257067 I had heard that the scream is from someone who was killed falling off a roller coaster

[Mr Global @MrGlobal2025]

To Take Canada, Trump Has To Get You To Hate Canada. The Trade Deficit Is Corporate, Not About People.

[Michael Bazinet @MichaelBaz]

@EricTrump All within the lines! Your coloring skills are getting better Eric!

[Michael Bazinet @MichaelBaz]

@RonFilipkowski Yeah, Rudy Giuliani is so credible.

[Michael Bazinet @MichaelBaz]

@KaiTrumpGolfs Is Malaria taking the picture?

[Michael Bazinet @MichaelBaz]

@mikekidd10141 @OccupyDemocrats The exchange continues: Trump: “But you are an attractive woman. C’mon, I’ll buy you something at Bergdorf Goodman”

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: President Biden roasts himself and Marjorie Taylor Greene at the White House Correspondence dinner.

Cracking a joke about his age, President Biden quipped:

“After all, I believe in the First Amendment, not just because my good friend Jimmy Madison wrote it.”

He then turned the tables.

“I want everyone to have fun tonight, but please be safe.

If you find yourself disoriented or confused you’re either drunk or Marjorie Taylor Greene,” President Biden said to raucous laughter.

Anyone else LOVE President Biden’s sense of humor? 💙

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

A lot of people have been asking me "why are we shooting at Bud Light cans now?"

The answer is a million times dumber than you'd ever imagine.

Here's a brief history of Bud Light Gone Woke.

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Excellent, persistent interviewing from @Stone_SkyNews.

This is how it's done.

[Michael Bazinet @MichaelBaz]

@joyrosenberg Bell outages

[Michael Bazinet @MichaelBaz]

Hey all. Can someone tell me why - when Ken Jennings hosts Jeopardy , he is introduced as “hosting” Jeopardy whereas other hosts are introduced as “the host “ of Jeopardy. #Jeopardy

[Michael Bazinet @MichaelBaz]

@CBSSports Holy bad acting!

[Michael Bazinet @MichaelBaz]

@cogeco Have any outages been reported in Stoney Creek?

[Michael Bazinet @MichaelBaz]

@Frankie_Tweetz @maddow Boy, Chris Christie was pissed that day.

[Michael Bazinet @MichaelBaz]

@kmele excellent job on Real Time with Bill Maher!

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

BREAKING: The red wax that surrounds Gouda cheese has been awarded the presidential medal of freedom. This just in: the red wax will not accept.

[⚔️Dadpool⚔️ @OfficialDadpool]

Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of other plastic bags somewhere in their house, or is it just me?

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to