Michael Bluth

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

You seem more villainous than usual, Mom. Are you sober?

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

Yes? Perfect, great. And I shall drop you off alive, hooker or no.

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

I -- I was wondering if you might be willing to go somewhere with me? I -- I will pay you. Not ... Not for sex.

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

If you're really lonely, maybe it's time you went out there and you got yourself a girlfr.. a pet.

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development.

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

You know she's amazing. You know she was in the Olympics?!

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

I don't need to take my Mom to a gala, ok? Only losers go to those things with their parents. I'm going with my son.

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

Watch out for hop ons!

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

Buster's good hand just came flying off.

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

Marital love can be so romantic.

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

So, there's going to be wine at the rehab, huh?

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

Nichael Bluth? Am I N. Bluth? Is he trying to set me up?

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

Keep in mind, we are building something that is not only for our kids, it's also for George Michael and Maeby's kids too.

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

You stay on top of her, buddy. Do not be afraid to ride her. Hard

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

What do you think of when you hear the name, "Sudden Valley"?

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

Are you too old to sit on your dads lap and drive?

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

No, it's a fake house son. You want the loops or the flakes?

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

C'mon, lets take the stairs.

[Michael Bluth @MichaelBluth3]

Her?