Matthew Funke

[Matthew Funke @thefunke]

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[Matthew Funke @thefunke]

Ice cream and House Of Cards before noon? Yes please. #netflixbinge #benandjerrys #summerplans

[Matthew Funke @thefunke]

Never forget that each day is a gift. #blessed @ City of Palm Springs https://t.co/R4gqQh4yF7

[Matthew Funke @thefunke]

Sometimes you just gotta escape. #summatime #palmsprings #privatepool https://t.co/fNPrBzlB9z

[Matthew Funke @thefunke]

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[Matthew Funke @thefunke]

@AnnCoulter is SO sad. Didn't know she could set her bar any lower, but she proved me wrong again last night.

[Matthew Funke @thefunke]

@JoyVBehar have you heard about Westboro church protesting the funeral of the 9-yr old girl that was killed in the AZ shooting? I'm outraged

[Matthew Funke @thefunke]

Madonna just made me cry with her Michael Jackson tribute. Going to be a very emotional VMA this year.

[Matthew Funke @thefunke]

At a McDonalds deep in the southside. I'm either going to get shot or get food poisoning, one of the two

[Matthew Funke @thefunke]

Sunburn fantastica http://twitpic.com/gzk8u

[Matthew Funke @thefunke]

The sunset is sooo pretty today http://tinyurl.com/lnr4k8 http://twitpic.com/gwzwo

[Matthew Funke @thefunke]

Beach love. Roomie style. http://twitpic.com/gvha7

[Matthew Funke @thefunke]

Back to the beach. Hopefully a Jay-Z song will be on. Or a Britney song. Ahaha.

[Matthew Funke @thefunke]

En route to the beach. Belting Christina Aguilara's first album with Lindz. Drinking Sparks. Gonna be a good 2 days.

[Matthew Funke @thefunke]

Time for a sleeping pill and The Little Mermaid, the 2-disc special edition came in the mail today :) totally made my weekend.

[Matthew Funke @thefunke]

Busyyyy night tonight. Still hungover from Friday.

[Matthew Funke @thefunke]

So excited for my coma tonight with Webley. I even rollerbrushed my sheets for the occasion.

[Matthew Funke @thefunke]

Karma is a biatch.