michael ⚡️

just trying to have fun online 😇 🤠

[michael ⚡️ @michaelcald_]

booked flights to NZ for feb 🥹

[Mark D. Levine @MarkLevineNYC]

NEW YORK STRIKES BACK

State legislature just passed law outlawing all guns (included permitted) in:
* Subways & buses
* Houses of worship
* Schools & day cares
* Parks
* Biz that serve alcohol
* Hospitals
* Sport/entertainment venues
* Gov't bldgs
* Poll sites
* Times Square(!)

[Seth Moulton @sethmoulton]

Just so everyone knows, these are the states - including Massachusetts - that had one of their gun laws overturned today.

[michael ⚡️ @michaelcald_]

how embarrassing for me to catch covid for the first time in June 2022 😩

[michael ⚡️ @michaelcald_]

@askmadewell hi just sent you a DM!

[michael ⚡️ @michaelcald_]

isn’t this a good thing bc we have vaccines now? like obviously a lot has changed since “first” and “now”…

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

First: “COVID is a collective responsibility. Bend the curve. We’re all in this together!

Then: “Okay actually that’s a drag, so time to move on. COVID is over! Everybody clap!”

Now: “COVID - steps YOU can take to protect YOUR family. It’s YOUR responsibility now! Good luck!”

[(((Howard Forman))) @thehowie]

NYC update

After unusual data dump yesterday, NYC back to trend.

0.9% positive rate for single day is lowest since October.

7 day moving average is 1.4%, lowest since BEFORE Omicron.

If you aren't loosening any remaining mandates now, you will lose the public's faith.

[michael ⚡️ @michaelcald_]

@henrycooke San Francisco? https://t.co/fGqAmrdnq7

[michael ⚡️ @michaelcald_]

covid has receded and it’s warm enough to go outside without a jacket…the vibes are here

[michael ⚡️ @michaelcald_]

Pretty amazing how NYC’s healthcare system withstood 48% of the city getting infected in a 6 week period https://t.co/ftmV5S7vtH

[michael ⚡️ @michaelcald_]

They need to give us a wordle game show honestly

[michael ⚡️ @michaelcald_]

@schxleo it’s so bad LOL I really regret upgrading from my 11 Pro. I also feel like the battery is worse 🤷‍♂️

[michael ⚡️ @michaelcald_]

@schxleo auto HDR function you can’t turn off 🙃 it’s terrible

[michael ⚡️ @michaelcald_]

it’s wild how fast omicron came and went in nyc 👀

[michael ⚡️ @michaelcald_]

the way my face was like 😮😮😮 when I got it

[michael ⚡️ @michaelcald_]

Wordle 212 2/6

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[michael ⚡️ @michaelcald_]

so the metaverse is just a video game where you go grocery shopping and do mundane tasks….? go outside pls

[Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla]

Grocery shopping in the #Metaverse gonna be cray cray.

$WMT

[michael ⚡️ @michaelcald_]

wfh everyday again til jan 31 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[hev @discobitch_]

avoiding covid for two years has given me more of a god complex than I could have ever imagined, I know my time is coming but It’s at the stage where I genuinely think I’m built different

[michael ⚡️ @michaelcald_]

investing my savings in my 2060 target date retirement fund like the world isn’t gonna be ravaged by climate change by then :)