Michael Camino

Whiskey enthusiast. Love handle model. Astrophysicist. Bass and acrobatics for @hellcaminos

[Michael Camino @michaelcamino]

When I take YOUR photo at the Parthenon, you get 5 star treatment. You get high shots/low shots. You get symmetry and asymmetry. Your photo is visually appealing. That's what I do for you

When I get MY photo taken at the Parthenon, I get a finger over the lens. What the fuck

[Michael Camino @michaelcamino]

Remember when our biggest enemy was Russia and we lived in constant fear of WW3? God, I miss those days.

[Michael Camino @michaelcamino]

This is bananas!

[Michael Camino @michaelcamino]

@justinsanesolo

[Michael Camino @michaelcamino]

@landonjumpoff At least they spelled Tyranny right...

[EchoInTheClouds @EchoClouds]

Deadliest days in American history:

1. Galveston Hurricane - 8,000
2. Antietam - 3,600
3. 9/11 - 2,977
4. Last Thursday - 2,861
5. Last Wednesday - 2,762
6. Last Tuesday - 2.461
7. Last Friday - 2,439
8. Pearl Harbor - 2,403

[Michael Camino @michaelcamino]

I'm playing Cyberpunk 2077 on a PS5 and it literally looks like a PS3 game. WTF?!

[Michael Camino @michaelcamino]

The best time ever!

[🇺🇦Timothy Omundson🇺🇦 @Omundson]

The bass fiddle in question was /is being played by the one and only @michaelcamino

[Michael Camino @michaelcamino]

@fcald Strengthen those boncds sister!

[Michael Camino @michaelcamino]

@DallasMcCulloch 😂

[Michael Camino @michaelcamino]

@justinsanesolo Proud of you Pennsylvania! :)

[Michael Camino @michaelcamino]

@landonjumpoff Proud Boy turds

[Michael Camino @michaelcamino]

@landonjumpoff Ha. Ha. Ha.

[Michael Camino @michaelcamino]

@Catfish20Haiku I think the same thing about religion and people going to church.

[Michael Camino @michaelcamino]

Republicans be like, we need to focus on mental illness.

Democrats be like, we need stricter gun laws.

I’m like, let’s burn this motherfucker to the ground.

[Michael Camino @michaelcamino]

@carlyholst Say “that’s why I was fired.” Way funnier.

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Embarrassed Nation Double-Books Mass Shooting
https://t.co/1wdSxBjm7Q

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Maybe It’s Just Me but I Think Nazis Who Aren’t Punks Should Fuck off Too https://t.co/BNgusTOIUE

[Michael Camino @michaelcamino]

@landonjumpoff False. It’s Steven Seagal.