Michael Carollo

Missouri State University '20

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(OSHA inspector walking into Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory) what the fuck

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

No one:

Me 10 times a day:

[Sopranos Vibes @sopranos_vibes]

Y’all know what mf day it is

[Harold R. Kuntz @HaroldRKuntz3]

Central Time Zone .. you know what day it is. https://t.co/pwZFE3Esb5

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

We realize the jokes we are opening ourselves up to with this; but it’s worth it if we find her owner…here it goes: Officers found this pig this morning in the street near Shoal Creek and N. Harrison in the Staley Meadows Neighborhood. If anyone knows who she belongs to 👀(1of2)

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Most guys are afraid to moan but I be in my girls ear like

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

In quarantine, dinner was always a big thing...

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

April Fools!

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

i got bored in quarantine and made a song & a homemade music video.

TOKYO DRIFT FREESTYLE 💨💨💨™️

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

While Italy is on quarantine, the Italian Air Force flies a single jet, representing the virus, to meet other jets that stream the colors of the Italian flag while Pavoratti's Nessun Dorma that has the lyrics "we shall overcome" plays.

Breathtaking. 🇮🇹❤️

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

Couple decide to recreate their canceled cruise #coronavirus

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

everybody: 2020 is finally going to be our year 👌🏼

3 months later:

[Michael Carollo @michaelcarollo2]

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[Michael Carollo @michaelcarollo2]

@SSambarkhust 5/10

[Ooo Drew @TheDrewXL]

2319! We have a FUCKING 2319! 🤢😂

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Tom Brady better get himself tested.

[K-8O @TheKatalyst_]

These are HS students singing from hotel balconies; I’d have been in my hotel room in cardiac arrest thinking I died and went to heaven .

[Michael Carollo @michaelcarollo2]

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