Michael Caterisano

Musician in New York. Senior Software Engineer @ Adobe.

[Michael Caterisano @michaelcateris]

@ByYourLogic Ban toothpaste

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@HeardSounds Can't wait!

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@sarah_edo @Dixie3Flatline Here's a fun one I made in collaboration with @rkcrlsn. It was a nice chance to check out Elixir's Phoenix library and its websocket stuff, specifically Channels and Presence: https://t.co/lt1QxGy72d

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@mjgault Were you ever tricked into going to Jesus basketball? It was this thing where they invite you to their church gym, let you play for a while, and then suddenly the parents come in for Bible Time. Their racquetball courts were pretty sick tho.

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@rkcrlsn This is how the Spin Doctors wrote their songs.

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@rkcrlsn You got a wide load bruh

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@mjgault "C......A..........T..........."

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@rkcrlsn @mttsrgnt Uh, jazz? Everyone gets a solo.

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@mjgault i feel so safe rn

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@rkcrlsn This one I just wrote:

Mvt. 1 - Scream for one second.
Mvt. 2 - Rest for one second.
Mvt. 3 - Scream for two seconds.

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@yotammann Amazing!

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@rkcrlsn amateur?

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@mjgault I just minted an NFT of this tweet and bought it from myself for $501K

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@mjgault They're going to have to rename the college to UNFT

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@mjgault Our home state has this lovely business: https://t.co/xpTJY8mC5D. I had a bizarre debate with someone in the help chat.

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@mjgault um

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@mjgault @Jake_Hanrahan Maybe if NATO changed its name to TORNATO we'd be more like to remember it

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@mjgault Yeah, that sounds right. I did some IB stuff and then dropped out shortly after 9/11 when my English teacher kicked a kid out of class for mentioning that the US supported the mujahideen in the 80s, adding "if you love Afghanistan so much, why don't you move there!"

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@mjgault I was wondering if you were there! Yes. And then I read it again the next year, which...why/how.

[Michael Caterisano @michaelcateris]

@mjgault Yes. Volleyball, I believe.