michael cera facts

for all the cer bears looking to learn some more about michael cera

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"hey"
"what? i can't hear you"
*michael removes his michael cera mask™ to reveal a more realistic michael cera face underneath*
"i said hey"

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when asked if he was also confused by the spelling of berenstain bears, michael cera said “i’ve never even heard of that”
turns out, his audio for the role of brother was taken without his consent, in his daily life. every episode was based around the audio they were able to grab

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@mooxeblood fret not while i am gone, for i will always return when you least expect it

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the creator of michael cera thought they had constructed a perfectly realistic human. after showing him to their colleagues, though, they realized they had forgotten the tongue. due to their strict deadline, michael cera’s tongue was quickly made out of cherry flavoured airheads.

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more relevant than ever

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"hey"
"what? i can't hear you"
*michael removes his michael cera mask™ to reveal a more realistic michael cera face underneath*
"i said hey"

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i’m quickly losing followers and i think it’s bc most of you have forgotten you follow this trash account lmaooo

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in multiple interviews, michael cera has stated his favourite quote to be “if you have do have not then if do you will”. each time he has been asked, by a bewildered interviewer, why. each time he has resonded with “if you have do have not then if do you will”

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michael cera intricately ties spaghetti noodles around a metal bar, pours ketchup on top, then eats it like corn on the cob

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pls do what you can

[allie @roadmusics]

hi! here’s a thread of all the threads containing petitions for blm, yemen, and lgbtq+ rights worldwide that i can find. if u have some spare time pls go through and sign these, it only takes a few seconds. hope this helps <3

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hi i don’t know michael cera’s stance on this, but the girl behind this says black lives matter

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@pupknee hello pissbaby

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michael cera has just been apprehended by law enforcements after DNA evidence linked him with a decade-long string of kinder eggs being smuggled in from canada

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when asked his opinion on contraceptives, it was revealed michael cera had never heard of sex

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michael cera has 2 pet rats that he taught morse code to. they used morse code to warn him about the dark figure that's always behind him

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michael cera sleeps under his bed so no monsters can hide there

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(FIRST DATE)
michael cera: i love my job
me: oh, what do you do?
mc: oh haha no i'm not an MC, i'm an actor

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"i played donkey in shrek" "no you didn't michael cera that was eddie murphy" "get out of my swamp" "that's not even a donkey quote"

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if you're wondering where michael cera has been, he's in a cage in my basement. he's being punished for stomping oreo crumbs into the carpet

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yep, but he takes it off at night and keeps it beside his bed in a glass of water with his dentures :) https://t.co/BxewvmdU2J

[Dustin Smith @dustybaby420]

Does Michael cera even have a penis?? #michaelcera @michaelcerafic

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the fact that there's an alternate universe where michael cera plays spiderman in every reboot is oddly comforting

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michael cera claims to owe a life debt to sean bean and refuses to explain why. sean bean says the pair have never met