your sad aunt Carol

Stand-up comic, director, he/homo.

Watch my specials 'Straight Acting' and 'I Didn't Die' on Amazon prime video or listen on Spotify, iTunes, etc

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

I don't know if @TheBiancaDelRio meant to follow me on Twitter but just the thought that maybe she saw my profile is a quarantine miracle.

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@DragDollCo Just grab sam and Kennedy and take them to the semi finals

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@Zack_magaig Shit himself

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@HazelLiaqa4848 Yes
Does he deserve it?
Also yes

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@CollinDems @FriscoPD @CNN Shut up, you ugly fuck

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@LoneRasta143 @CollinDems @FriscoPD @CNN Whiteness

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@FoxNews He had a stroke. Liars

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@mark_slapinski So his medical report this week was a lie. What a shock

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@atrupar He's either a liar or a moron

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@BrilynHollyhand Shut up, you ugly fuck

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@TulsiGabbardRVQ Bitch, he fired you

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@RepJackKimble Shut up, you ugly fuck

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@atrupar What a joke

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@allenanalysis To paint a fucking pool?

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@patriottakes Half of milli vanilli should be a joke but no

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@mattxiv They hate winning

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@Kinza1278 Americans

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@otokyo Worse Bunny

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@Damaan4u33 EEEEEEEE

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@lmauricecpr He's going to enjoy prison

[your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr]

@Clip_Master__ Pathetic