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[Karl Turner MP @KarlTurnerMP]

Just left the Commons where speculation is rife that Nicola Murray MP might have the numbers! 🤦🏼‍♂️

[michael cloake @michaelcloake]

@tomhfh @PeterSweden7 May not apply so much here to someone using English as a second language but one of the things I absolutely love about the English language is that it’s a uniquely squidgeable (squidge intended) language that bends to our means and our lexicon is constantly evolving. No foul.

[michael cloake @michaelcloake]

.@Keir_Starmer massive reduction in Adoption Support Grant Funding is an outright betrayal for some of the most vulnerable and often damaged people in our society, through no fault of their own. Will cost far more in the long run removing support. Madness.

[michael cloake @michaelcloake]

Camping World has just gone live with their equity crowdfunding camping.

https://t.co/gA5GPqsgYR

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

Giving Mauritius £18 billion works out as £350m per week.

If the Tories were bright they’d paint that bus tomorrow and drive it to Parliament Square ahead of PMQs.

[michael cloake @michaelcloake]

it’s as if Rachel from Accounts is just looking for any voter groups she hasn’t talked yet to piss off.

[michael cloake @michaelcloake]

.@dunelmshop my wife is trying to use multiple gift voucher to buy a large rug but your website isn’t allowing more than one? She’s also been told they won’t work in store. Please advise?

[michael cloake @michaelcloake]

Watching Stongman this Christmas and I was taken that the sponsors was @CastleWaterLtd. Advise me if I’m wrong, but what possible reason is there for an effective monopoly based service to do PR gimmicks? It’s not like you can switch.

[michael cloake @michaelcloake]

Not vibing with the Netflix punditry

[michael cloake @michaelcloake]

But each party has it’s, ahem, ones and Dawn Butler is perhaps to Labour as Nadine Dorries was to the Conservatives. But @Keir_Starmer has enough of a majority to make a stand on this sort of language propogated against MPs. He’s actually the sort of man that may on principle 2/2

[michael cloake @michaelcloake]

If there’s one thing we’ve learned from recent tragedies, it’s that the personal heat needs to be taken off the table
in politics. It’s not big and it’s not clever and (unknown to most) it’s actually not representative conjoined working that gets things done at Westminster 1/2

[Masih Alinejad 🏳️ @AlinejadMasih]

In Iran, a student harassed by her university’s morality police over her “improper” hijab didn’t back down. She turned her body into a protest, stripping to her underwear and marching through campus—defying a regime that constantly controls women’s bodies. Her act is a powerful reminder of Iranian women’s fight for freedom. Yes we use our bodies like weapons to fight back a regime that kills women for showing their hair.

This happened at Tehran’s Science and Research University She has since been arrested by the authorities.
Be her voice.
#WomanLifeFreedom

[michael cloake @michaelcloake]

@elonmusk This is true. Except that sinking feeling you get when you’re charging and a non-Tesla hooks up next to you and kills the output, stealing your time!

[michael cloake @michaelcloake]

@OliverConway Has its own special niche of inappropriateness in post-adoption meetings as well. At best it’s careless, at worst it’s used intentionally like a weapon

[michael cloake @michaelcloake]

Hi @MousCase, don’t get me wrong, I love Mous. I recommend Mous. I even have shares in Mous. But today my trusty Mous case has done me dirty. Repair booked, but a little bit annoying as certainly no helicopters present

[michael cloake @michaelcloake]

.⁦@DavidLloydUK⁩ Worthing members’ fundraising effort! https://t.co/EOSUhyWFHG

[michael cloake @michaelcloake]

Check out this post on Nextdoor: https://t.co/EAR2o1tKUL

[michael cloake @michaelcloake]

@GLA_Airport Every day’s a school day, thanks

[michael cloake @michaelcloake]

@GLA_Airport just curious, but what does the last symbol here represent please? Used all over the airport

[michael cloake @michaelcloake]

.@OspreyCharging please for the love of all things holy, get rid of the Tap to Hatch gimmick. It’s just the worst.