Michael

Yeet I got my Twitter back lmao

[Michael @michaelcochran]

@Jess_Addington Oh gosh don't remind me 😂😂

[Michael @michaelcochran]

What is college

[Michael @michaelcochran]

How can these senators live with themselves. Is there no shame?

[CNN @CNN]

Women confront Sen. Jeff Flake after he says he'll vote yes to Kavanuagh: “That’s what you’re telling all women in America, that they don’t matter. They should just keep it to themselves because if they have told the truth you’re just going to help that man to power anyway.”

[Michael @michaelcochran]

J. Cole's real name is J. Crew

[Michael @michaelcochran]

Toast is just twice baked bread omg

[Michael @michaelcochran]

This dad came through my line today with his baby and his baby could only say the word "avocado" man white ppl are wild lmao

[Michael @michaelcochran]

I wish I could play Catchprhase by myself

[Michael @michaelcochran]

A concept: a show about Tommy and Chuckie from Rugrats but they're college graduates sharing the struggles of millennials

[Michael @michaelcochran]

Fine I'll say it: Phil and Lil should have had two mom's and I don't want to hear otherwise

[Michael @michaelcochran]

@spongebobrox247 Bitch let's project together sometime

[Michael @michaelcochran]

The people that put their bags on the seat next to them on the bus are the worst kind of people

[Michael @michaelcochran]

When I get drunk and come out of my shell

[Michael @michaelcochran]

@juneelite Omg me

[Michael @michaelcochran]

The evolution of me trying to hang a damn shelf in my room as told by Safari tabs:

[Michael @michaelcochran]

Wikipedia out here throwing shade

[Michael @michaelcochran]

Kimi made an advice column. Go ask her for advice!!!! You will probably get some good answers lmao

https://t.co/o3dFAqBKuz

#questions4kimi

[Michael @michaelcochran]

Kimi deadass thought that Caesar salad had ranch on it and DIDNT KNOW that Caesar dressing existed????????? Like Caesar didn't get stabbed 15 times to be disrespected like this

[Michael @michaelcochran]

People are going SO hard for the Lumineers. I'm shocked

[Michael @michaelcochran]

Also I'm probably just being dumb about filming schedules... But Portugal. the Man is at DtHB tonight and also performing on the Voice?? I don't know I'm confused

[Michael @michaelcochran]

@joizemke HAHA you're welcome 😏