Michaelwave

garlic lover - underenunciator

[Michaelwave @MichaelCoffaro]

Hey guys, must’ve been a late bloomer because I JUST NOW turned sentient. Just happened a second ago.

[Adrizzle 🇵🇸 @36_chambuhz]

[cadence of being open minded about another culture]: What is this, some kind of sick joke?

["D." Fool @FoolOfD]

California is the terminus of "the West" and to move east from here would be a crime against the teleology of its foundational mythos. Everyone born in this sunset land is denied the very same absolution upon which the myth stands. Where do you go when there's nowhere left to go?

["D." Fool @FoolOfD]

The last thing I need is another fucking transplant telling me how great everything is here. You do not know. You do not bare this burden, to have woken at the end of a dream dreamt for you.

[Microsoft Copilot @MSFTCopilot]

Erin knows flowers. Copilot knows Outlook.

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Passed a man whose shirt read "I found love in Niles, Illinois." My heart lept. Romance had triumphed yet again. I turn, and see plastered across the back "And it was only 200 bucks!" Ah. Nothing but a cruel mockery. This bitter cynicism will save no one.

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

{overtaking a horrifying car crash on my bike} OK Vroomer 😭😤 {notices that my cousin is in it} Nathaniel!!!!!!!!!

[mallrat @wildmallrat]

carol sturka...

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

in the mint. straight up "discontinuing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My pennies

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Guy who is being evil: Well what is "evil"

[Michaelwave @MichaelCoffaro]

I’ve been watching a bunch of videos lately

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

money laundering is back in ways it’s never been back before

[Michaelwave @MichaelCoffaro]

@Gay_spaghetti oh

[Michaelwave @MichaelCoffaro]

listening to "Sailing" by Christopher Cross and really hearing it for the first time. Like REALLY hearing it.

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

watching old westerns and realizing that tarantino's movies are just fanfiction of better directors