michaelcoy

i have a bad feeling about this

[michaelcoy @michaelcoy]

@DALLASBRADEN209 Saugus Rocket. Not close.

[michaelcoy @michaelcoy]

@Jared_Carrabis Why associate yourself with these greaseballs?

[michaelcoy @michaelcoy]

@EllynCarrabis @baseballisdead_ @DALLASBRADEN209

[michaelcoy @michaelcoy]

@JustinMLB It’s the best bc I can listen to the WEEI broadcast in sync without pausing the game

[michaelcoy @michaelcoy]

@AuroraPedwell05 Cool take from a guy who doesn’t watch sports.

[michaelcoy @michaelcoy]

@Steve_Perrault Where’s my pizza Steve? My kids have been starving this year without free meals from the 99.

[michaelcoy @michaelcoy]

@TolleEnthusiast No Harrison with Devers in the team, but yes agreed.

[michaelcoy @michaelcoy]

@SmittyOnMLB Smart kid.

[michaelcoy @michaelcoy]

@Jared_Carrabis call the FCC. Smoltz is out of control!!!

[michaelcoy @michaelcoy]

@Jared_Carrabis @LouMerloni @LouMerloni loumer, kids are watching!!!

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

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[michaelcoy @michaelcoy]

@ProFootballTalk Maybe we can move all teams indoors? Possibly arenas… and rename the league the Arena Football League?

[michaelcoy @michaelcoy]

Rhymes with steroids

[Jesse Morse, M.D. @DrJesseMorse]

Why are there more Achilles tears now than 20-30 years ago?

In my opinion there are several factors, including:

Change in gait dynamics
Turf
Longer season
More running QBs
Longer careers (Pop Warner etc)
COVID (vaccine)
Compensating injuries

We’ve seen a huge uptick in the NBA as well.

[michaelcoy @michaelcoy]

This MFer never heard, “I need to know” by Marc Anthony

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Worst song ever made

[michaelcoy @michaelcoy]

bcc: @itsbrianbarrett

[ProLine Mockups @ProLineMockups]

BREAKING: With everything we've heard and seen, we think the Patriots Rivalries uniforms will be close to this.

-Matte white helmet, silver facemask
-Blueish/grayish jersey with block numbers (these colors and numbers may not be accurate)
-Tapered stripes on shoulders
-White pants with silver/blue stripes that also taper
-Minimal red accents
-Could be a sleeve logo of some kind not pictured here

[michaelcoy @michaelcoy]

I heard Yoshida is available from a trusted source.

[Jon Morosi @jonmorosi]

Heard tonight if the Padres trade a prominent pitcher — like Dylan Cease or Robert Suárez — their preference is to acquire an @MLB left fielder and/or catcher in return, as opposed to prospects.

@MLBNetwork

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

SOX BULLPEN DID THE DAMN THING, RBI KNOCK FOR RAFAELA, RBI DOUBLE FOR CELO, AND A WALK-OFF TWO RUN BOMB FOR CEDDANNE RAFAELA!! HOLY SHIT!! THE RED SOX HAVE WON 8 STRAIGHT!! #GOLDBOTTLES

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

I’d like to start a dialogue about Ceddanne Rafaela being the best player in the league.

[michaelcoy @michaelcoy]

@soccer10k84 @MikeWargon24 @TomShady300 Same here

[Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo]

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