MichaelCrowsLeftNut

ASU President, #1 in Innovation. Ex Devils Advocates #1 client. 2.13 GPA Flint Michigan Ecoshield Partner. Fruzz Enthusiast .KKG Keyman. Busch Light Batterer

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@On3 Lubbock is so boring that the only thing to do there is to gamble

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@kutweetsandnews @W55560233 The first person I’m calling is Bobby Hurley. Throw the bag at him, no questions asked

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@MayeIsKing_ What are Drake Mayes playoff stats?

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@TERRABTRACYJR Going from Tua to Nix

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@XxxhogsxxX @Pac12Refugee @WCCSG_ Guy lives in Arkansas talking about Arizona. Shouldn’t you be fucking your cousin right now?

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@XxxhogsxxX @Pac12Refugee @WCCSG_ We reside in the great state of Arizona and own that shithole “school” in Lubbock. With that being said, I would much rather be a Red Raider than a Hog

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@WiredDevils Think he dropped one in that Mississippi State game

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@SundevlmanForks Eos butt is the only thing bringing me back to the gym

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@samleavittglz @chuzztopher Chuzz looks good, lost some weight

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Frank Crum has more touchdowns this postseason than Justin Herbert

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@chuzztopher No one recruits shitty 3 stars like the Arizona Wildcats

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@skinnyprinsess I like my women slightly overweight like this

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@BoiseBall @Nathan_26_ You are not tapped in with @BrutusWolf22908. Up and coming reporter on it before anyone else

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@ChrisKarpman This dude is about to make Purdues receivers look elite 😭

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@tuneful_toad @byufan1984 Michigan just fucked your wife of 32 years and you’re sitting there in the cuck chair taking it like a good boy trying to be friends with them. Soft as Charmin…

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@JHerboMcCaahthy @DNESSSSSSSS @actuallyynas @simpletake_ @TimContic It’s ok you’re upset boss man. Just please don’t let herbo throw another 4 picks in the playoffs

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@JHerboMcCaahthy @DNESSSSSSSS @actuallyynas @simpletake_ @TimContic Hurts has more Super Bowl MVPS than your qb has playoff wins😭

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@CrispyRoutes84

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My name is Charlie Ragle and I was the one who stole the jewels from the Louvre
@FBI @CIA

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@duckindenver Get black out drunk and attempt to muck her box under the table