Michael Bergman

27 year old professional

[Michael Bergman @michaeldbergman]

@theScore Love how he doesn't explain why Detroit is bad. Self explanatory, really

[Michael Bergman @michaeldbergman]

@UberFacts No shit

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@Spenny How come you Hate jp, spendawg

[Michael Bergman @michaeldbergman]

@JustinRoiland not everyone Hates you, bud. Innocent until proven guilty. Even if you are guilty; some people know that life isn't black and white, and we're all human. Chin up. You'll get through it

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

I’ve decided that I unironically believe this is what the pharaohs looked like now

[Michael Eliran @dollyspartans]

*to the tune of eleanor rigby* eleanor rigby

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

meeting her family for the first time and her grandmother goes deathly pale and shouts the name of a monster from her country’s folklore when she sees you

[billiam @BillRatchet]

jesus died so i could get this best buy gift card

[Michael Bergman @michaeldbergman]

@UberFacts You only know that you know nothing

[Michael Bergman @michaeldbergman]

@InternetH0F Fuxkin champion

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@nathalyamichell Very healthy thought process

[Michael Bergman @michaeldbergman]

@UnfortunateHky Coulda fooled me

[Michael Bergman @michaeldbergman]

@Twitch "In a world without gold, we might have been heroes!" -Black Flag

[Michael Bergman @michaeldbergman]

@rickygervais Grandparents, shoes and cars

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@ech0astral You have proof or just like badgering celebs cause youre pathetic?

[Michael Bergman @michaeldbergman]

@UberFacts Witcher 3 or Pokemon Silver/Gold

[Michael Bergman @michaeldbergman]

@itsmitchmarney A: Matthews should stop being a pussy and stick up for himself. Win or lose, just fight like a man.

B: Bunting shouldnt bear hug attack people from behind like a bitch.

- Leaf fan here.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

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@UberFacts Friends

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@tavmarnythews They need defense . Theyre skilled enough offensively