Michael DeBrota

Aspiring physician, musician, actor, @MUGleeClub alumnus, and epicurean.

Miami U 2020 | IU School of Medicine 2024

I am dBrota.

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So I just saw an LED sign outside a butcher shop saying "BACON $3.89/LB" with fireworks, spinning, flashing, and rainbow coloring, and all I have to say is, I felt that hardcore

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@ewang715 Rook b1, my good sir. Rook b1 indeed.

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Oi it's 2'sday innit

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Not sure what prompted them, but yes, the targeted ads I'm getting for Bush's® Chili Magic® pre-seasoned canned beans are, in fact, exactly the type of energy I'm looking for

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@ewang715 the man can't believe it lmao

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It's fairly unsettling that I've started to get targeted ads about the pharmaceuticals we cover in class. No, I don't need mepolizumab, but I can tell you it's a ludicrously expensive monoclonal antibody and used for severe eosinophilic asthma!

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@LeoooMajors Lol yeah I guess, but at that point I feel like they should refer back to the first question, if you're not gonna top the original then why reboot it? Might make more sense to think up a new potential franchise than try to milk more out of an existing one that's fine as it is

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First, we should simply ask why there's a need to reboot every old movie franchise known to man in the first place. but then we need to ask: why is every reboot of live action animated and every animated reboot live-action? If you must reboot, at least keep the same format.

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Hey everyone, really important question--has anyone ever actually used the baked potato button on their microwave? No? Oh ok cool, just wanted to check

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Booyah. Just ate two nectarines in a row. Hope everyone else's evening has been similarly fruitful

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but the entire advantage of "touchless payment" and tap-and-pay systems on gas pumps is invalidated if the pump is just gonna ask you to touch the dirty keypad to type in your zip code anyway

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