Michael Lamendola

Michael Lamendola is a recovering cruise ship singer who writes kick ass, funnier than hell crime thrillers. Check them out at Amazon and Barnes & Noble!

[Michael Lamendola @MichaelDola]

@Spotify Love your service, but hate that I hear the same songs over and over (looking at you DJ X). My only solace is Discover Weekly... and then this. I wish there was a feature that limit repeat plays of songs I've heard in the past (24/48/72) hours.

[Michael Lamendola @MichaelDola]

Visiting @BankofAmerica is like going to the DMV. Long lines, no one at the counter, and limited hours. You close at 4pm? On a weekday? For my safety?! And good luck finding one open on Saturday. Why do I bank here?

[Michael Lamendola @MichaelDola]

Only 30 minutes to go! @Carvana

[Michael Lamendola @MichaelDola]

Am I calling one of those @Carvana towers with all the cars and no people?

[Michael Lamendola @MichaelDola]

Playing the waiting game with @Carvana ... At least @Google has my back with all the hold music.

[Sopranfeld @sopranfeld]

#Seinfeld #Sopranos #Velvet

[Michael Lamendola @MichaelDola]

Sunday. @ Little Italy https://t.co/0z2yvXnrm0

[Michael Lamendola @MichaelDola]

Blimp. @ Sherman Heights https://t.co/7SVYbNHglq

[Michael Lamendola @MichaelDola]

Sunset. @ Sherman Heights https://t.co/4uce9U9GQY

[Michael Lamendola @MichaelDola]

Tuesday. @ Shoreline Beach Cafe https://t.co/uKCY2dx4oS

[Michael Lamendola @MichaelDola]

I am not drinking any fucking Merlot! #sideways @ Hitching Post 2 Restaurant & Winery https://t.co/5RDTK77Kry

[Michael Lamendola @MichaelDola]

Vino. @ Vincent Vineyards and Winery https://t.co/KyBVYabmwq

[Michael Lamendola @MichaelDola]

Mitla. @ Flor De Maiz https://t.co/whfwSHBUC2

[Michael Lamendola @MichaelDola]

Sunset. @ Surfside Colony https://t.co/PRGU5qCU7g

[Michael Lamendola @MichaelDola]

Saturday. @ North Park https://t.co/50lnWeeVH6

[Michael Lamendola @MichaelDola]

Cruisin' @ Balboa Park https://t.co/ssJJfKkOO9

[Michael Lamendola @MichaelDola]

Summer. @ San Diego, California https://t.co/vyM2tUJT9q

[Michael Lamendola @MichaelDola]

Tuesday. @ La Jolla Cove https://t.co/UpzAjttMGM