Michael Driscoll

Words, all shapes comma sizes. @BDLpub author.

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

Society collapses without laws. https://t.co/MsYDvSxJs8

[Eyewitness News @ABC7NY]

Police: Man arrested after putting soda in water cup at McDonald's https://t.co/TUrMhuQMyk

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

There’s nothing sports writers like writing about more than “chaos.” It’s chaos heading into the day before MLB playoffs. It’s chaos this week in college football, as big matchups will mean big moves.

Really? So teams are gonna play and then rankings are gonna change. got it.

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

The byline on the Times obit is shared by a reporter who hasn’t written for the paper since 1978. The article has been taken care of for the better part of five decades.
https://t.co/rJJnuL6SNX via @NYTimes

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

@whitesox Great job Machete! You have been my son’s favorite player for years! He would like to invite you to his birthday party on Aug. 10. We know you have a game that day but wanted to ask! — Benji

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

@bryancurtis @thepressboxpod The question no one’s asking about “Roundball Rock” is why it has such a suspicious resemblance to its counterpart at CBS, the prior home of the NBA.

https://t.co/FAm999a0Jj

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

Wow this piece by @MargaretRenkl is really special.

https://t.co/1vNHstFKSI

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

@333books Really wanted to dance to M. Ward's "Poison Cup" but a lot of things didn't work out there.

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

Got a little toothpaste back in the tube this morning so, take that, bromides.

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

@matt_levine 1) They're admitting wrestling is fixed! Whither kayfabe?
2) "Survivor" faced this one. First season, they had to keep the winner secret during months of production. After that, they held the ballots for the live finale. Not sure how this is related but seemed vital to mention.

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

Gonna teach the 6-year-old about italics today. #soproud

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

Seems like something @EvilMopacATX would have an opinion on.

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

Please, do tell.

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

But they’re gaining on him?

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

Two-time National Champion QB Stetson Bennett IV is currently older than 16 NFL QBs https://t.co/5AtWjvWcC3

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

We've been lied to for decades by a Charlie Brown-led misinformation campaign.

[New York Mammoths @NYMammoths]

So the second time she actually held the ball well but Charlie Brown blew it.

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

@WestWingReport Seems like they had room for the "c"

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

@TracesofTexas @tylercstafford @PicPedant verify pls

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

It's official: All the world is rooting for the Astros.

[Bill Power @BillPowerWSJ]

Every time a Philadelphia baseball team wins a World Series—1929, 1980, 2008—an economic crisis follows. (OK, OK, I wrote this just for fun. The Astros can't sneer too much anyway since their ballpark used to be called Enron Field) https://t.co/m4RtMgTMt8 via @WSJ

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

One of my favorite annual traditions is to tune in to WFAN New York sports radio the day after the Yankees are eliminated from the playoffs to experience the hand-wringing/rending-of-garments in all its glory. Never disappoints.

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

@BrianHershberg @BillPowerWSJ , fyi @davidkozo and I will be accepting wagers

[Michael Driscoll @michaeldrisc]

@tylercstafford Catholic here, so, drink up.