michael veenstra

nerd, writer, all-around good guy. PhD candidate , University of Waterloo. body by SSRIs and Cheap Beer he/him

[michael veenstra @michaeldvee]

Diogenes was right.

[Kăskă (she/her) @KaskaJessica]

The new "adult human chicken" meme has dropped, JK Rowling edition.

[໊ @sonohoor]

“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately i am also in there

[michael veenstra @michaeldvee]

@CamFarquharson @CPC_HQ Oh wow that sounds super great and like you’re really spoiled for choice 😬

[michael veenstra @michaeldvee]

So uhhhh, the canvasser for the local @CPC_HQ candidate Hayden Lawrence told me I was a terrorist who didn’t belong in this country? Is that the standard door script or …

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

"What if I thought about one topic until I went insane?"
- inventor of the PhD?

[Sarah Jama @SarahJama_]

I will be running for re-election in Hamilton Centre as an Independent.

You can volunteer with us by making calls, knocking on doors, or donating to the campaign.

Reach out to me and my team at https://t.co/rf9eX1qsjt.

See you at the doors, Hamilton Centre!

[michael veenstra @michaeldvee]

Holy shit this guy is an idiot

[michael veenstra @michaeldvee]

Just a reminder to anyone who reads this that war, even as a last resort, is morally indefensible.

[🍉🐝'maude'⁷ @sunnysoulmates]

if you stopped masking please start again, at LEAST in places people need to go. the grocery store. the dr. public transport. the post office. school. we should not have to fear for our health by just going to a checkup or to buy food, esp when 1 simple act could help immensely.

[michael veenstra @michaeldvee]

Look how they massacred my boy

[ScreenTime @screentime]

First trailer for the ‘HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON’ live-action film

In theaters June 13, 2025

[michael veenstra @michaeldvee]

@johnwickfan69 A litre. Which is hilariously worse

[danita @danitasteinberg]

no but literally

[michael veenstra @michaeldvee]

Pretty stoked to see this: my Master’s major research paper turned into a journal article published in the very cool Journal of the Fantastic in the Arts.

[The Vertlartnic @TheVertlartnic]

Covid Lockdowns Caused Permanent Damage To Everyone’s Brains, Says Study That Shows How Covid Infections Can Cause Permanent Damage To Brains.

[michael veenstra @michaeldvee]

Heaven forbid it be a whole thing

[Amanda Hu @amandalhu]

lol @22_Minutes this was pretty good actually. It captured how absurd our current reality is quite well

[Sam Hersh @SamHersh01]

I just want people to understand that despite all the right-wing propaganda, literally NO ONE has died of an overdose at a safe consumption site in Canada because they do exactly what they're supposed to do - prevent overdose deaths.

Without them, people will die.

[michael veenstra @michaeldvee]

I think about this every day

[RadHom @RealRadHom]

Behold, the vindication of Diogenes!

[michael veenstra @michaeldvee]

@johnwickfan69 Loooool this is almost definitely true

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

rip rex murphy canada's intellectual titan

[michael veenstra @michaeldvee]

This is honestly so funny to me because eagle could be like 60-something different birds. That’s like saying your activity is hobbies or your favorite food is snacks. Be better, dudes.

[Beth @Dirtdragonmom]

Are there any men out there who have a favorite bird that is not an eagle? Every single man I have ever asked said "eagle".

[michael veenstra @michaeldvee]

@johnwickfan69 YOU TAKE THAT BACK