Mike Ford

Ravens over everything else. Meesh over Ravens.

[Carson Hocevar @CarsonHocevar]

i love nascar. never get that lost in translation of passion and criticism of itself. my number one complaint is having to convince people that it’s better in person to make someone become a fan because it’s that big of a difference. i am so over saying that line.

[Mike Ford @michaelfordgolf]

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[Mike Ford @michaelfordgolf]

@MattWeaverRA Probably trying to sell it to @BarstoolBigCat

[Mike Ford @michaelfordgolf]

@FreddyLA7 @ellalangleymsic @Saints @PelicansNBA I just wanna be him so bad him so bad him so bad I just wanna be him, I just wanna be him 😭

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Mike Ford @michaelfordgolf]

@fiago7 There’s only 1 answer and it’s not north

[Mike Ford @michaelfordgolf]

@elsathora @DschlopesIsBack If you want a “generalized American experience” yes go to DC. If you want an authentic American experience go to a backyard BBQ, happy to host you at ours with the family

[Mike Ford @michaelfordgolf]

@Mike_kim714 I’ll caddy for you (I’ve caddied River Highlands before) and we can forego the bag you were going to send me!! 😅

[Mike Ford @michaelfordgolf]

@DanteTheDon You think he has time to read Dante? Cmon man

[Mike Ford @michaelfordgolf]

@fiago7 When you’re in nyc, send me a dm.. we have some of the most incredible bars and things to see but if you don’t know they’re there- you’d never know. Best speakeasy’s anywhere I’ve been 🤙🏼 cheers

[Mike Ford @michaelfordgolf]

@OhioTate check DMs

[Mike Ford @michaelfordgolf]

@Mike_kim714 @Cadillac 18

[Mike Ford @michaelfordgolf]

@barstoolspringb As a hearing impaired person Kelly needs to speak up, I can’t even hear her in my hearing aids what the Christ

[Mike Ford @michaelfordgolf]

@BarstoolBigCat Can we at least let him do Gronk beach and impress the Gronk brothers with his chugging skills @BarstoolBigCat

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

@OnlyInBOS Need some of these pace shamers at tour events following slow players

[Mike Ford @michaelfordgolf]

@GfedGoCrazy @barstoolspringb

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

Winner is @michaelfordgolf!!!

Another giveaway coming after this week!

[Mike Ford @michaelfordgolf]

@Mike_kim714 @Titleist This would be a dream come true!!

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

500k followers giveaway pt 1!

My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies

Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower

Clubs not included unfortunately*
Still need those for my day job