Cuck Norris

Politics, Foolishness & Fuckery, Sex positivity, D&D, and a random assortment of other shit.

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[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@Kyla_Lacey @MsEricaDixon We exist in a society where toxic ideas of masculinity have existed so long women are cosponsoring them too... But yes having eyes is definitely gay I mean now you can see dick that's clearly a feminine trait 🙃

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@SaraGonzalesTX @JoshFL321 A Republican calling anyone intellectually lazy is a level of irony beyond human comprehension

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@JoshFL321 @SaraGonzalesTX You just vote for the pedos and do the protecting yourself like a real American

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@CerebralNinjaMD @danpfeiffer So like you making this is far "gayer" than whatever impact you think this has on JT's image

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@ErrantCowboy @pgavigan77 @jonfavs @JDVance The war of virus aggression (gop history book, 2037)

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@pgavigan77 @jonfavs @JDVance You're clearly high on copium

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@atrupar Republicans think saying Nuclear Weapons works like a Jedi mind trick

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@Lisbonchar4842 @LqLana Because Zionists don't want a 2 state solution anymore than radical islamic extremists do. Two sides of the same ethnic cleansing coin except one is receiving your tax dollars and has a full modern military.

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@Lisbonchar4842 @LqLana We've known this before Oct 7. It was part of his strategy to deny Palestinians self determination. By ensuring Hamas was the ruling power it delegitamized their ability to seek statehood. The strategy allowed him to prevent new elections, statehood, and justify apartheid.

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

Next time you want to talk to anyone on the left about relationship with Hasan Piker please reference this and Laura Loomer and get absolutely fucked

[🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 @mrddmia]

Dear Bitching Minorities:

Here’s my proposal for your reparations:

One-way tickets anywhere.

6 months of living expenses.

Renounce your U.S. citizenship.

Never come back.

Good luck.

You’ll need it.

(Especially with that nappy-ass head of hair.)

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@JoshDenny So is your comedy being the punchline by existing or just getting ratioed on your terrible takes?

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@westwoodmom First Medicare for all doesn't mean the same Medicare system we have today. It's an easy to understand way to describe a government run single payer health system. The ACA sucks because it still relies on private insurance who's primary motivation is profit not quality care.

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@johnrockshomes This is called consequences I know as a white dude you don't think you're supposed to face them but now that you have fuck you traitor.

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@SirBylHolte Dude we're 3 episodes in the villains are shaping up to be intergalactic you fucking moron.

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@OriginalFuzz70 @CitizenAmedia I bet more of them can accurately define Jim Crow than conservatives can accurately define socialism or communism.

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@CitizenAmedia So you don't recall Rodney King and the LA race riots? Broken windows policing in New York? The mass incarceration of Black Americans under mandatory minimum sentencing for crack and 3 strikes laws?

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@ThePaleTruth @slaneesh_ You do understand two things can be true at the same time right? You also realize that a lot of the barriers to gaining that wealth that were taken down are being rebuilt by this administration intentionally because they believe strives for more equity and equality are bad.

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@prmade313raised My personal favorite non mission impossible Tom Cruise movie

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@prmade313raised Are we trying to take this person on a journey through his career evolution? Or just his best work?

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@Raeraenill @womanflo It's true

https://t.co/e15w6vXgjA

[Cuck Norris @michaelfronk]

@groove_sdc Aren't y'all the same people mad because DSA Mayor Mamdani is doing affordable groceries?