michael hartzfeld

Carpe Noctem

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@TheHartOnFire No if the airbag is deployed your knees crush your skull and disfigure you or kill you

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@tallgirlkatiee Not at all, still could pick you up

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@Nekogingy Appalachia is great

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@succubuswrestle @ntwwrestling You are gorgeous

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@marietemara Alluring

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@RachieRach429 If only

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@ckaradag07 Americans love it

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@lilycoy__ The 40+ men were beaten for crying. It took me until I was over 30 to really learn how to cry. Now if I want to happy cry I watch dogs reunited with owners, or color blind people seeing real color for the first time.

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@lilycoy__ Don't let idiots ruin your self esteem

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@tallgirlkatiee Could still carry you over my shoulder

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@honeymoon250 Falling waters

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@Sixft7cuban The men that will chase you are usually f-boys and the men you're looking for are usually worried about being me too'd or worried about the cons in general

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@Nekogingy You are absolutely fabulous and even though things are tough always keep moving forward

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@omgits_justina Who doesn't like being and radiant woman

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@thelegogoddess Where are we putting all my vintage video game systems

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@WorkElizab A or c

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@Sixft7cuban Not scared

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@tallgirlkatiee WWE wrestling match

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@thelegogoddess Are you really living if you wear clothes around the house

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@Yukigothxo Yes