Michael Haslanger

I work in production, am passionate about theatre arts and am an avid Coyotes fan.

[Michael Haslanger @MichaelHaslange]

"Let the people have the truth, and the freedom to discuss it, and all will go well"

-- William T Evjue

[Michael Haslanger @MichaelHaslange]

In the least important news of the day…I’m going to try to use Threads in place of this app.

If you don’t hear from me here, look there.

We’ll see how this goes.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

find someone who loves you as much as writers love—and I cannot emphasize this enough—the em dash

[Michael Haslanger @MichaelHaslange]

@OffStageJobs As a teacher…thank you!! It’s remarkably hard to find a student matinee here in Phoenix.

[Arizona Education Association 🍎🏫 @ArizonaEA]

Teachers work 7 more hours per week than the average working adult.

We're paid 33% less than similarly qualified people in other fields.

Our expertise is continually disregarded and disrespected.

And then folks wonder why there's a teacher shortage?

[OffStageJobs.com @OffStageJobs]

It sucks that this is a thing, but if you are currently in a situation where you have a hidden phone, you may want to make sure it is fully off tomorrow midday (2:20pm EDT).

Also, my sincere best wishes/good vibes/good energy towards you getting out of that situation.

[Lee Drutman ⚙️🏛 @leedrutman]

GOP learns the hard way: Turning the base up too high blows out your Speaker

[Michael Haslanger @MichaelHaslange]

@RepDavid @RepJenKiggans Or you could, you know, fund the government so it can keep doing the people’s business.

But that’s never what this was about for you, is it?

[Michael Haslanger @MichaelHaslange]

Editing is shortening.

[stepfanie @stepfaniex]

CASUAL PRESIDENTS 🤍

A series inspired by @JohnFetterman

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Whatever my feelings about the toxic cult of personality that is today’s Republican Party, as a pacifist who came up in the New York theater scene I feel obliged to warn fascist right wing hypocrites that they must not try that bullshit in any show that stars Patti Lupone.

[Michael Haslanger @MichaelHaslange]

@JRClancy1885 I’m teaching 60+ high school students the magic of theatre!

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Queso = Spanish for cheese

K, so... = Midwestern for here’s the plan and you might not like it

[NWS Phoenix @NWSPhoenix]

The temperature at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport this afternoon has already reached 110°, making it the 54th day this year with temperatures of at least 110°. This breaks the previous record of 53 days set only 3 years ago. #azwx

[NWS Phoenix @NWSPhoenix]

🌡️NEW RECORD HIGH🌡️
The high temperature was 114 degrees at Phoenix Sky Harbor this afternoon. This breaks the previous record of 111 degrees set in 2021. This is also the latest date in a calendar year that Sky Harbor has recorded a temperature of 114 degrees! #azwx

[Michael Haslanger @MichaelHaslange]

@myersjustinc @Suntimes Congratulations!! Looking forward to seeing the next part of your journey!

[Michael Haslanger @MichaelHaslange]

@MassageEnvy Will do!

I want to be clear that I don’t blame the therapists at all! We all need to be able to take care of ourselves and our families. But…the lack of support from Massage Envy in these situations doesn’t make me feel like I’m valued by the company.

[Michael Haslanger @MichaelHaslange]

Here’s a first world problem. This morning was the 3rd time in the last two months that @MassageEnvy has canceled my appointment on the day of the appointment.

I’m unimpressed.

[Nathan Coulter @NathanCoulter]

2YO has baptized herself in the waters of @LakeSuperior while wearing the ceremonial buffalo plaid gown. As Minnesota tradition dictates, this will be followed by a meal of hotdish, pickled herring, and @GrainBeltBeer Premium. #mnleg #MinnesotaLife

[Michael Haslanger @MichaelHaslange]

@AJBecklesVO @ErrigoVoice Not only is he crazy talented and hard working, he’s also just a really great person.

It’s sort of frustrating. He’s wonderful AND kind!? Come on, @ErrigoVoice, leave some for the rest of us! ;-)

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

Some People: America has gone soft.
Me: That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Some People: That's why we need to ban books.
Me: Wait I have heard a new dumbest thing.