Michael Haynes

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

skattebo standing up and explaining his stance on meeting Goofy at disney world

[Crime Net @TRIGGERHAPPYV1]

Thailand exotic fish resellers are going viral online for taking pictures with firearms and packages of fish like drug lords

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Had a few nights like this

[rot ⋆˙⟡ ⚢ @birdsofyuri]

we cant talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

overheard on the train this morning:

"i think that guys listening to our conversation”

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

Visiting my grandfather’s grave tonight and letting him know Bam Adebayo scored 83 points in a game

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i wish coworkers would fight in the bathrooms like in middle school

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Team USA brings Johnny Gaudreau’s kids onto the ice for the team picture

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Guy who is friends with the protagonists of a Final Destination movie but not directly involved in the plot: "That's right, boss, my 8th funeral this month. He fell into the sea lion enclosure at the zoo after being hit by a runaway ice cream cart. Yes, I know I used all my PTO."

[Marty Smith @MartySmithESPN]

It is the Pete Golding Era @OleMissFB. Prior to today’s home @CFBPlayoff game, I went back to Oxford for College GameDay to learn about the chaotic month they’ve all lived, and how they’ve navigated Life After Lane.

[Ole Miss Football @OleMissFB]

“17 days from now, this group is going to finish what they started.”

- @CoachGolding 🗣️

[Owen Schmitt’s Burner(OSB) @runawaybeertrck]

Lane Kiffin: “I can’t wait to get out of Oxford.”
Marty Smith Subplot:

[Monte @MONTECRI5TO]

Smoking that Eagles Pack Today 🚬

Happy Victory Friday Giants Fans

[cade @CadeBuffalow]

Giants are 1-0 in the Jaxson Dart era.

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Here we go!

[Jeff Mueller, PT, DPT @jmthrivept]

Either Jim Harbaugh has a unique sense of humor or Najee Harris actually is blind

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

[the other guy cheating on his wife at the Coldplay concert] phew

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Alex Caruso 2 time NBA Champion