outlandish thug

*account managed by parents* ambient music* stupid nonsense*

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

i’m on the part of the spectrum that’s just like ballers and playaz and shit

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

unreal riffing at the all hands today, bro

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

i have just invented pad thai burrito bowls

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

i’m telling people this was jesse jackson

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

former friend’s birthday !! should i send a rude message about how they’re vapid and hollow or should i ignore this feeling altogether

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

i just found out the streisand effect is not when someone refuses to get plastic surgery that would make them look better because it would affect their profession.

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

i just found out the streisand effect is not when someone refuses to get plastic surgery that would make them look better because it would affect their profession.

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

the vehicles of the last 3 women i went out with (no second dates):

2006 Scion xB

2015 Nissan Murano (front bumper gone)

and no joke 2002 PT Cruiser with no mirrors

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

i would too, that shit sucks. stranded in space.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Sunita Williams, one of the astronauts that was stranded in Space for 9 months, announces she is retiring from NASA.

[Pleometric @pleometric]

why do i lowkey agree with spongebob here 🙏😭😭

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

real asf

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

I’m actually a little mad about this, not gonna lie 😭

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

if you think fiction books can’t help you grow as a person then you are honestly kind of stupid — mf never heard of an allegory

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

bro thinks he freaked it waiting with his backpack on the ground. just throw that shit on brotha, it’s way better than bending down every time the line moves

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

@kakarPathan_ duh

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

@RiRi_LotusQueen @theamelia__ this is the correct answer

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

amanda gorman should take notes

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

how many dead people‘s phone numbers do you have saved? I count 9

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

probably like once a week, I wonder if my ex-girlfriend has killed my plants that she took

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

i want a girl who looks like she left the mormon church but was raised by the torah

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

they should put me in the NBA @NBA