Michael Holloway

Just silly stuff.

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

@bgkittrell He was, and that's what killed him.

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

New Year's resolution: exercise (my right to send) more (envelopes with Betty White stamps)

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

@SceneStealrEric I was there!

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

Same energy...

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

I just watched the episode of Match Game 74 where Gene Rayburn discovers his microphone telescopes. #tvhistory

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

Match Game (2019) with Casey Wilson and Match Game (1974) with Joanne Worley.

[Emily @em_dubb]

Is it just me or does anyone else think that Casey Wilson resembles JoAnne Worley from Laugh In!? #happyendings

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

It's Trump going to put a Tariff on my Temu? #temuemu

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

@LoganKnightPro @fountaincitypro @justmaggielee I was there, and It was rad.

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

@GuysSnacks @fountaincitypro @atetheSandwich and I would have a blast here!

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

@KaseyFamous I suppose one could think of them as two knives working in harmony.

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

@StephenKing Oh no! Any of the good ones?

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

Cover band called Shania-Mania, but the 'Mania' is pronounced to rhyme with Shania.

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

@KaseyFamous I'm not saying NEVER knives, but a nice set of kitchen scissors are often easier.

I concede onions are an excellent use case for knives.

Fire-roasted canned tomatoes are cheaper and easier than most grocery store tomatoes and work well for most applications. Also pull-tabs.

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

When I haven't eaten for more than 16 hours straight, I call it a "Molly Long Fast" as a tribute to my favorite MSNBC contributor. @MollyJongFast

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

When they ask your primary care physician, it's not enough just to respond "Dr. Squatch". You also must have all test results cc'd to @DrSquatchSoapCo

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

@QuintonLucasKC @MichelleObama Yes! She was spectacular!

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

@QuintonLucasKC Way to go Missouri!

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

"Mea Culpa" is Latin for "I will vaguely accept limited responsibility for this screw-up, but I remain superior because I'm currently speaking Latin."

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

@hashtag_cassie I like this tweet.

[Michael Holloway @michaelholloway]

We can stop reinventing the corkscrew. Wine drinkers are getting in there no problem.