Michael Hovem

omfg you’re obsessed with me

[a n n a b e l l e @annameaux]

People don't get it! Christopher nolan is ripping off percy right in front of us

[Alfie Haaland @alfiehaaland]

@FabrizioRomano Well done Bellingham and referee.

[Fiona 🇪🇸 @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[Michael Hovem @michaelhovm]

@fanovtelly2 Almost threw up when I saw Rome

[m. stanfield @resetbasis]

Boston term of the day: "Irish Rolex" (ankle monitor)

[Michael Hovem @michaelhovm]

We’re so ass @ChelseaFC

[Michael Hovem @michaelhovm]

@ChiamakaAFC

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

That’s not what I meant, Coach Vrabel.

[seth @kappyland]

You can literally just smoke a joint and go to a baseball game by yourself

[Michael Hovem @michaelhovm]

@LegacySiu

[kai @watanabe_kai_]

job market so bad I'm actually pursuing my dreams

[Michael Hovem @michaelhovm]

@_onlyscott

[Michael Hovem @michaelhovm]

@_onlyscott Two options

[Michael Hovem @michaelhovm]

@Realitytv__fan

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

[Michael Hovem @michaelhovm]

@LegacySiu

[caiterpillar𓆑 @bugging0ut]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed

[Andrew Solender @AndrewSolender]

my takeaway from the super bowl ads is that the entire american economy is being propped up by AI, weight loss drugs, cryptocurrency and gambling

[autist @litteralyme0]

You start seeing progress in your physique and strength for the first time in months but you get hit with the flu

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Well, I’ve fucking seen enough, I’m getting rid of my Bill Clinton bible.