Michael Howard

Bad jokes, good times

[Michael Howard @michaelhoward88]

@AngloGenXer @34kInferno @elonmusk Did Homer describe “phat booty”?

[Michael Howard @michaelhoward88]

@TheRISEofROD @elonmusk Why is that lesbian Achilles?

[Michael Howard @michaelhoward88]

@EdGeeDetroiter @AllOnDoge @elonmusk Well you’re a dumb cunt. Your ansestors would have put her in chains

[Michael Howard @michaelhoward88]

@uptothegame @TruthFairy131 Pauline wants to introduce ICE style agents to Australia

[DaveOCKOP @DaveOCKOP]

🚨 BREAKING: Liverpool have made an offer to sign Kevin De Bruyne. More here 👇

https://t.co/MG5ft37d6Y

[Michael Howard @michaelhoward88]

@ChillGuyJake @Watch_LFC It’s cause you’re just a chill guy

[Michael Howard @michaelhoward88]

@puppiwi Gm

[Michael Howard @michaelhoward88]

@_YapGod We have one draw and all heel breaks loose. This opinion is cooked 😂

[Michael Howard @michaelhoward88]

@SkySportsPL @MelissaReddy_ Jurgens send off bigger than man city

[Michael Howard @michaelhoward88]

@Mark_Butler_MP “Thankyou AstraZeneca”
for causing my mum to go blind.
F*ck me mate! Have some respect for the hundreds of thousands of people who were affected by the vaccine.

[Michael Howard @michaelhoward88]

@DONTM1SSS 0 ball knowledge

[Michael Howard @michaelhoward88]

@garyvee Thanks Gary, will there be another veefriends giveaway anytime soon?

[PGMO @FA_PGMOL]

PGMOL can confirm that we have carried out a review into the circumstances which led to the Luis Diaz goal being incorrectly disallowed for offside in the Premier League match between Tottenham Hotspur FC and Liverpool FC.

Full statement and the audio between the on-field team of match officials and the VAR team ➡️ https://t.co/lOQ4cjc9NJ

[Michael Howard @michaelhoward88]

@_pauljoyce They need to call for a replay of last nights game. That was atrocious

[Michael Howard @michaelhoward88]

@aussiedubsfan22 Yep. Not to mention all the other films we’ve missed out in imax over the years haha

[Michael Howard @michaelhoward88]

@aussiedubsfan22 A trip to Melbourne just for this

[LFC Songs 🔴🎶 @aifootballsongs]

🔴🎵Mac Allister Liverpool song🎶🔴

Written by ChatGPT!! 🤖⚽️
Performed by AI 🤖⚽️

@TheRedmenTV @LFC #MacAllister @rossic89

[Michael Howard @michaelhoward88]

@Nabyllionaire Never realised that Diego Costa looks like a South American John Krazinski 😂

[Michael Howard @michaelhoward88]

@WhosFibbing @ColBurns1954 Unfortunately this is the most likely case

[Overkill Gaming @OverkillGame]

Let’s give away an ENTIRE Gaming Setup
https://t.co/qYIGhUkoCP