Michael Ian Hacked

Everything's going great so shut up.

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@SteveHuff Zeta Reticuli or GTFO

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@RVAwonk I’m continue to have no idea what this is about but I am 100% on your side.

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@KenMarino “Dave”?

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@TheBradOwen @WPT Did you win yet?

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Any word on when he ends his 2024 presidential run?

[New York Post @nypost]

Chris Christie to announce 2024 presidential run ‘in the coming days’: report https://t.co/NvFYtztMPZ

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@SteveHuff If the adults weren't eaten by the children I'm not interested.

[Joe “Stapes” Stapleton @Stapes]

You mean if I don’t have kids I get to miss out on this sort of joy?

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@BobDylanSmiling @michaelianblack Ciao!

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@mkonnikova Weeds

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ALERT ALERT: Cute young priests riding electric scooters! Avoid Corso Vittorio Emanuele II in Rome if you do not wish to see cute young priests riding electric scooters! ALERT ALERT!

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@Angry_Polak Just read his timeline: checks out.

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Guess what I’m eating! (I’m eating pizza)

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Every Italian man over the age of 50 dresses like he had one successful pop song in the 80’s.

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Michael Showalter did all of this for me.

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I’m grocery shopping!!!

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@OhNoSheTwitnt Is he wearing shorts over flesh-colored pants?

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Got the gun nuts coming after me again on my other account so thought I’d come over here and take a little breather. My butt itches.

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Repeal the Second Amendment. It’s time.

[CNN @CNN]

Three teenagers were killed and another was injured during a shooting in Philadelphia
https://t.co/kseXOCu7Qr

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Love Boat and how they addressed transgender issues back in 1982.

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@bettymbeauchamp @MindyFurano That’d be great. Just remember that Mindy, as a female, should make about .63 for every 1.00 I get.

[Michael Ian Hacked @michaelianhackd]

Guess what time is it where I am? I'm just kidding. Don't do that.