Jordan Michaelides

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[Jordan Michaelides @michaelides_j]

@IFM_Economist What portion of govt debt is issued from 30yr bonds?

[Jordan Michaelides @michaelides_j]

@MarkDiStef Tbh skincare founder built a parent co owning another influencer led brand; Bouf Haircare. Seems to be doing very very well based on hiring volume.

https://t.co/JPocL3GwXg

[Jordan Michaelides @michaelides_j]

@ausvstheagenda They wonder why they continue to bleed voters

[Jordan Michaelides @michaelides_j]

@john_macgowan Why do you need Polymarket for Aus? Can’t you just create the market and pony up cash on @Polymarket?

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

This Mongolian version of Jingle Bells might be the best thing to happen to Christmas in years.

[Jordan Michaelides @michaelides_j]

@TheKennyDevine A-tier shitpost

[Jordan Michaelides @michaelides_j]

@JakeWolki Silver bullet chasing

[Jordan Michaelides @michaelides_j]

@JakeWolki Shoot me an email I’ll do a free review, with Smokey.

It’s more about contributions margin per acquired user than ROAS. I.e. you could have a ROAS of 2, and that’s great if you make a slim profit on the first purchase and know that 40% of first buyers become repeats

[Jordan Michaelides @michaelides_j]

@Gundo_OG @JoshuaSteinman Second. Airtable is just universally elite. I own an agency and a packaging/signage manufacturing biz. Airtable all day, plugs into Make or Zapier for building automations. Its own inbuilt automations are pretty good too

[Jordan Michaelides @michaelides_j]

@narendramodi Absolutely insane take

[Jordan Michaelides @michaelides_j]

@JakeWolki Where do you get it printed? I'm back in the old man's business and we do this sort of stuff

[Jordan Michaelides @michaelides_j]

@bensimpsonau So well deserved dude, genuinely

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

-Can you tell me the GDP of Mordor?

-Well, look, I don't know exactly.

-Ha! How can you oppose Sauron if you don't know the GDP of Mordor??

[Jordan Michaelides @michaelides_j]

@zanehengsperger Would love access

[Jordan Michaelides @michaelides_j]

@CoffeeBlackMD What’s your recommendation for device?

[Jordan Michaelides @michaelides_j]

@AngryTomtweets This is the equivalency of thinking McKinsey just makes fancy pdf’s. But make it advertising

[Jordan Michaelides @michaelides_j]

@mmazechaz @JoeyMannarinoUS Very confused by this. I’m Australian, the Free Trade Agreement in 2005 has meant we have zero tariff’s on US products, including Beef. You have a trade surplus with us.

You’re welcome to try to sell US air freight steaks but in a saturated duopoly of supermarkets - good luck.

[Jordan Michaelides @michaelides_j]

@JoeyMannarinoUS You have a trade surplus with us.

Agriculture generally (including Beef) and Minerals are our primary exports, Education third.

Your Beef isn’t sold here because no one wants to distribute and air freight a product in a saturated market.

We don’t tariff a single US product.

[Jordan Michaelides @michaelides_j]

@JakeWolki Are you saying lamb as your primary cattle or just “on what to do with sheep”?