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I’m back.

[michaelinat @michaelinat]

Someone tried to hack my account I guess? Lol why? Nothing to see here...

[michaelinat @michaelinat]

@idolette Lmao, perfect GIF choice

[michaelinat @michaelinat]

I redownloaded Twitter just to do the annual wishing of Happy Birthday to my nursery mate, @idolette !! Hope it was a good one, old lady!

[michaelinat @michaelinat]

Redo:
#blackbird #PaulMcCartney #cover #guitar

[michaelinat @michaelinat]

Jsyk, if you call it “hanitizer” you best believe I’m judging you.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

how are my fellow “grind your teeth at night due to stress” people doing you got any molars left

[michaelinat @michaelinat]

When someone tells me my face mask is pointless...it’s that attitude that got us here SIR. #missmewiththat

[michaelinat @michaelinat]

@idolette Exactly!

[michaelinat @michaelinat]

@idolette Yeahhh, some people aren’t quiteeee getting it I’ve been noticing.

[michaelinat @michaelinat]

I’m gonna eat the rest of the garlic knots and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Would love to visit a Moon colony one day. But for me, a serious drawback is that the Restaurants will have no Atmosphere.

[michaelinat @michaelinat]

@idolette Good luck!

[michaelinat @michaelinat]

I have 2.5 rolls of toilet paper and some ramen and chicken nuggets. #imeversoslightlyanxious

[michaelinat @michaelinat]

If I get stuck in my house, I’m probably going to make an album that chronicles my decent into madness. Stay tuned.

[michaelinat @michaelinat]

What a time to not have health insurance.

[Trevor Moore @itrevormoore]

I should be the only one who can vote.

[michaelinat @michaelinat]

Does the President of Apples work in the Opal Office? 🤔 #producejokes

[michaelinat @michaelinat]

Here’s a friendly reminder that zucchini and zucchini squash are...the same thing. 👍🏼 #producehacks

[michaelinat @michaelinat]

3. You think you sound smart when you say that, but you don’t, like at all. So just stoppppppp. The end.

[michaelinat @michaelinat]

My favorite thing lately is when people are talking about hand sanitizer and the coronavirus and some Karen is like “I just wanna know WHY people weren’t washing their hands in the FIRST place.”

[michaelinat @michaelinat]

2. Because of these people who don’t wash their hands and because there aren’t sinks just readily available everywhere in every situation, people want hand sanitizer as a back up.