Michael Adair

Comedian/Actor, Writer, Sex Symbol
Podcast: @dungeon_radio Apple/Spotify🎙

[thornhead @wormsofbarlo]

honestly Peele was consistently pulling some shit off in those sketches where they're both women

[Michael Adair @michaeljadair]

@Wendys new spicy chicken sandwich sucks 🤢 shouldn't have fucked with the recipe 🤷‍♂️

[Michael Adair @michaeljadair]

Thank you for that @google #AI. I'm counting down the days until you replace all of our jobs 😂😂
#stupidAI

[Michael Adair @michaeljadair]

Are the guinea pigs from G-Force still alive?

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@JoeBiden But like, how about right now?

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@raisingcanes why are these little shits $18?

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If you don't love me at my knifedance Britney, then you don't deserve me at my 2001 VMA's python as a scarf Britney

And that's 💯💯🔥🔥

[Reevie @reevierat]

thinking about smormu on school white boards

[Michael Adair @michaeljadair]

I fuckin' love Helen Hunt

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@monkeymanmovie was 🔥🔥🔥

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Pro Tip: Yellowstone is a lifesaver if you need to put fussy parents down to sleep

[Michael Adair @michaeljadair]

Can anybody explain the severed penis in my @SUBWAY salad??

[Michael Adair @michaeljadair]

You think it's safe to where flip-flops in the rain and then a rat attacks your foot #iamshaking #LARain

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You ever notice only dumb people say "agree to disagree?" It's always a knuckle dragger and ALWAYS over some ignorant shit...

[Michael Adair @michaeljadair]

You know you're an adult when you get 'jazzed up' by a sale at the grocery store.

#RIPmyyouth

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@stevendeknight @WGAWest @sagaftra

[Steven DeKnight @stevendeknight]

He does. It’s an old Disney scam where they slightly rename a series to reset contract terms back to first season. Needs to be addressed by all the guilds/unions and crushed!

[Michael Adair @michaeljadair]

Everyone go on strike forreal! Burn it to the fucking ground. Workers unite!

[Michael Adair @michaeljadair]

Looking forward to "Barbenheimer" not being a thing anymore