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[Jesus @michaeljesusday]

@DaveBensonPhill Dave Benson Phillips Appreciation Society quiz team in Aberdeen. 3rd place. Sorry we didn’t do you proud.

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@cerysmatthews Dara Puspita - Pip Pip Yeah! Great Indonesian all female pop group from the 60s

[Jesus @michaeljesusday]

@OutdoorToysUK I was sent the wrong thing almost 4 weeks ago, I sent in photos of the wrong item and no one is responding to my emails now. Your call Centre often has queues of least 20 people. Can someone respond?

[Jesus @michaeljesusday]

@APartridgeQOTD WilMOT or Will not. Gary Wilmot goes around back lane car garages and has 60 seconds to quickly eye up various Rover models circa 1990. He then has to guess whether it will pass its MOT

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Just going to sand down this old sideboard using the backs of my hands.

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

The Lancet’s Richard Horton brilliant takedown of the Government’s handling of #coronavirus as a “national scandal” 👏

#bbcqt

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

I saw this on Facebook and thought it was really important to share here too.

[Tanka Jahari @jodileighbee]

Boris Johnson announcing UK Lockdown during his ministerial speech

[Natalie Silvey - silv24.bsky.social @silv24]

This is the face of someone who just spent 9 hours in personal protective equipment moving critically ill Covid19 patients around London.

I feel broken - and we are only at the start. I am begging people, please please do social distancing and self isolation #covid19

[Isi Oakley @IsiOakley]

Tourists to the highlands and islands, please do not visit us right now. It may be tempting to get away from the cities, I understand. But this is the harsh reality of rural resources in this crisis.

[Komplete @Komplete]

Win 1 of 9 copies of 'Komplete 9 Ultimate'! To enter RT this and follow @Komplete. http://t.co/TF797bMVYV - Random winners picked 18.3.13

[Jesus @michaeljesusday]

Pripyat sorted. Need thick clothes to block alpha and beta particles.

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@battenburger @hglf apparently if you sit on the abandoned chairs too long you can infertilise yourself.

[Jesus @michaeljesusday]

@hglf @louisekphillips I don't really use Twitter. Probably should.

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@dexterbip cunt