Michael Leone

“You’re not funny. I mean, you could really kill any room, Michael.” — David Simon

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@4Mereann @CalebGoatQB1 Are you aware that the US played Paraguay less than a year ago, and won 2-1? No guarantee that we will win tonight, but I don't know where all this doom and gloom is coming from. US could and probably should beat Paraguay on home soil. Let's Go USA!

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@Ankakyra @1NCRDB1 America is for Muslims, too, snowflake.

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@Acyn We have always been at war with East Asia.

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@PacersKev If insisting on top 10 protection costs you Zubac -- and I'm not sure it would have -- then you don't get Zubac. Indy was only 52% to be in the top four. Unacceptable risk to gamble your future on a coin flip so you can get Zubac. A fireable offense.

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@JetsChaos @Joerb31 I agree. You need to look at more than one stat to understand Joe’s performance.

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@CallForCongress @BriaResists @PatientGamer2 You didn't answer the question. How is Trump better on Gaza than Biden/Harris?

Yes, Biden and Harris did not stand up to Netanyahu on Gaza, but Trump is openly fantasizing about opening resorts for Western tourists there.

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@NintyPrime @Bucks @ShamsCharania *bookmarking this for the day Giannis is traded this summer*

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@JDVance Yes, Mr. Vice President, we all should. But you would be a more credible messenger if your Administration wasn’t kidnapping people off the streets and sending them to hellhole prisons in places like El Salvador without due process.

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@ngiaconia @20th_Centurygal Maxwell’s Silver Hammer. The worst song ever to appear on a truly great album.

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@BaumgartnerLHH Let’s do this! With any luck, rant won’t stalk you over here to re-ignite the Dobson Wars!

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@RoyLlowarch @allrockmusic I see you and I raise you Maxwell’s Silver Hammer.

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@MikeTilburn @historyrock_ Run For Your Life is the skip.

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@historyrock_ Maxwell’s Silver Hammer is the skip.

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@VanJones68 The WH and Senate Dems negotiated a “real solution” with one of the most conservative Republicans in the Senate, and Trump ordered them to vote it down so he could campaign on the issue. Stop being disingenuous.

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@PeterTwinklage RFK Jr. has a history of not saying what he said.

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@henrycjjackson @ZackBlatt If he wasn't a white male and the son of a prominent football coach, I wonder if he'd be given so much grace.

My problem isn't with offering this empathy to Ullbrich, it's that it is not always offered to those who make similar mistakes but lack Ullbrich's privilege.

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@UnnecRoughness That's nawt lawbstah, bro!

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@NYCMayor Bye Felicia.

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

Hey @PatMcAfeeShow I just read about how you destroyed an innocent young girl’s life for laughs.

You’re a disgusting person, and someday your own daughter is going to grow up and realize who her father is.

Sweet dreams, scum bag.

[Michael Leone @MichaelJLeone]

@StewMama71 @ramcdk @mattyglesias You fundamentally don’t understand how this is supposed to work. If they broke the law, then they should be prosecuted and Trump should stay out of it. If they didn’t, then he should shut up. Under no circumstances should he coerce them to bend the knee.